Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

                                 Intro

Did you ever want a talking dog? I bet you did. You see, they don't exist now do they?  Well I will prove that wrong! This, is my funny, talking dog. 

                         Chapter One

Hey there. It's me,  Emily. The school is about to start and I'm still in my bed. 

Emily: "Ugh, it's 7:30.. I am going to be late again if I don't get up... "

I have no idea how, but I managed to get my lazy bum out of that comfortable and warm bed. 

Mom: "Get ready Emily, the bus is about to pick you up! "

Emily: "Coming! "

I am not that person that keeps everything clean and tidy. I throw every peace of clothes around my room and expect my mother to clean it up while I'm a sleep. That never happens by the way. 

Emily: "Dang it, where's my uniform?! "

After 4 good minutes of searching I managed to find my uniform laying on my chair. 

Emily: "I should've known. "

As I put on my uniform I hear a horne just outside my house.. It was the school bus. 

Emily: "Crap, crap, crap.. "

I hurried up knowing that I haven't eaten anything at all but right as I was about to leave my cute doggy brought my lunch straight to me. 

Emily: "Thanks Rex, I appriciate it!"

Rex: "No probleeemooo,  have a nice day! "
I got in the bus safely and everyone was starring at me dead in the eyes. 

Emily: "Ummm.. Hello? Look,  I just came out of bed okay? I know I look awful.."

I slowly sat down in the back as I usually do. And suddenly everyone starts mumbling: "Her dog spoke... ". That didn't bother me as the bus started going and I waved at my mom and Rex. 

I started to mumble under my breath: "They've seen my dog speaking...  I'm dead"

                           Chapter two

Who would've thought. I made it to the second class without getting bullied by the students in my class. It might be because they saw my talking dog.

As the bell rings for the third class to start, I have been surrounded by girls from my class. 

??? : "You have a cute dog back there."

Emily: "Umm..  Thanks? "

??? : "Would be a shame if someone took him away. "


Emily: "Don't you dare. I might look nice but I have a dark side you do NOT want to see. "

They laughed and walked away. It was scary but I think they aren't really that crazy to do that right? 

Third class began and it was maths. We had an exam which I didn't know anything about. 

Emily: "Sigh.. Seems like another F.. "

Studying is just not my thing. I want to chill in my bed all day and night, eating something and chatting with my far far away friends on my phone. 

Still, I have tried to do the test and I believe it was good enough for a C. 

Emily: "C is better than F. "

The exam was over and we passed our papers to the teacher. She asked me to stay after the class so we can talk about something. 

That scared me but I didn't do anything bad so I stayed after. 

Teacher: "Listen Emily. You are a good girl. Heck, the best girl in your class. You are calm and nice all the time but I can see you don't like studying. "

Emily: "Sad truth."

Teacher: "I know it's hard an exhausting but if you don't do it, you might fail this grade... I really don't want to see you fail."

She had a fair point but I don't think it will change the things as they are right now. 

Other classes were pretty chill and boring like all the time. Surprisingly I didn't get bullied today. Students usually like to pull my hair and make me do bad stuff. Like pranks on teachers and similar. 

I went home walking this time as I thought if I went with the bus it would get worse. 

I came home safely and guess who was waiting for me. That's right, Rex was! 

Rex: "Heeeelloooo Emsss. Misseeed you!"

Emily: "Aaww I missed you too Rex. Would you mind getting the snacks out of the kitchen and bringing it to my room?"

Rex: "Of course not! Snacks coming riiiight up. "

It was a little bit over 2pm so my mother is at work. I usually chill on my bed untill she comes back and gives me boring chores to do. 

Rex: "Emmss here are your snacks. "

Rex brought my favorite snack: Cheetos! He was being really carefull to not brake the bag and spill them out. 

As we sat down and ate the snacks, the front door opened slowly and we could hear someone stepping in. We were scared since mom isn't supposed to be home yet. 

Rex: "Are we doomed? "

                          Chapter Three

We covered our selves with the blanket and full of fear we shaked. I remember of those girls saying they will get Rex.. It can't be them right? 

Rex: "Can we finish the cheetos before facing the robber? "

Emily: "Not time for that Rex! "

We tried to whisper but it seems that the person heard us and came up stairs. I grabbed my lucky fake sword from Sword Art Online, a really popular anime. 

Rex: "Ems what the freak are you doing? You can't fight him with that, he might have way more HP than you do! "

Rex always loved to combine the real world and the gamer world together. 

Emily: "I have much more AP than him for sure. "

So do I. 

As the person slowly opened the door I was ready to swing and hit. The door opened and of course I swang real hard. It was a critical hit and I was right, it WAS that girl who told me that she would take Rex away. 

Emily: "It's over for you now. "

??? : "Ugh, surprisingly that peace of rubber sword was actually painful. Good job on that"

She started to get up and then this happened:

Rex: "I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE REAL TALKING DOG!! KAAA MEEEE HAAAA MEEEE H--"

Emily: "Rex no. She can't see your true form. "

As we speaked our weeaboo language the girl was looking all confused so she tried to run away. 

She opened the front door but I decided to not let her go now. 

Emily: *instant transmission*

The girl jumped in fear saying:

???: "What are you guys??!!! "

Did she just assumed my gender? Anyway, the fight got serious so we decided to take her to the dimension called Cyber X where we could mess around with her. 

She was crying and we didn't know what to do. This hole thing turned into some weird looking anime. 

Rex: "Take her out or? "

Emily: "Let's show her why she shouldn't have messed with us.."

Rex and I called our cyborg friend from that dimension to come and help us take her to our secret hideout. 

Trevor: "Another one? "

Rex: "Just take her to the hideout."

We took her in a car that was supposed to be flying but Trevor decided to turn off that future in this version of the story so we had to take a longer boring path. 

Emily: "You suck Trevor. "

Trevor: "What?  I wanted to take this chapter a bit longer. "

Rex: "What kind of a name is Trevor for a cyborg?! "

Trevor: "Well you see, when a female human and a male cyborg combine, of course a female would choose the name,  you can't argue with females. "

Emily: "Ha ha nice one.. "

The ride was pretty long and the girl was still in schock so I will skip to the part when we reach the hideout. 

*skipping*

*skipping*

And here we are. The super natural hideout in the middle of no where. 

Trevor: "Your hideout is not really..  a hideout. "

Emily: "So what? It's me that likes two stories long buildings. "

We locked the girl up in some prison cell that we had for no reason. 

Rex: "Now what? "

Emily: "Wait untill chapter four when we bring her sanity back? "

Rex: "That'll do.  "

                     End of chapter three