Category : Adult

Sub Category : Pulp Fiction

Chapter 1 :  The Trip

‘Did you know the blue one was gay?’My brother in law asked.‘Really ‘’I said,half paying attention half not.I had other things to think about other than the sexual orientation of the blue power ranger anyway.Today was the day I had to drive three hours away from my home in Montrose Pa to Danville Pa to have a guy I'd only met once stick a needle into and then snip on my balls.
"Really I didn't know that.I heard the Yellow one died." I said,"How long before we get there?"I asked."GPS says 10 minutes,having second thoughts?"He asked. I said no but really I have had third ,fourth,and fifth thoughts but all my thoughts came back to getting this surgery.Me and my wife had five kids already and we could not afford another one we've heard stories about women still getting pregnant on birth control so we decided to double down. I rolled down the window and smoked a ciggarette. "How longs it saying now?"I asked. "Seven minutes,"He said.
                           Chapter 2 : Urology 

We pulled into the parking lot of the biggest hospital I'd ever seen. "At least we got a good spot,next to the shuttle stop."said my brother in law. " Yeah try to remember where were parked just in case I'm loopy after this."I said.We both smoked a ciggarette and I thought to myself after this ciggarette my balls will never be the same.We went to the shuttle stop got on the first one,"Where we going?"asked the driver."Urology." I said. It felt like everyone on the shuttle was looking at me with a That guys gonna get his balls cut look.They probably weren't, at most Hospitals people have there own problems to worry about .But in my mind I thought they were looking at me. We arrived at Urology I approached the receptionist.I told her my name and why I was there she said I'd probably have to wait a little while.I was thinking what is there a ball snipping sale or something today but I just accepted my fate and sat down in the uncomfortable chair."I think I'm going to wait outside this chairs hurting my balls." My brother in law said."Fuck you," I said with a smile.I knew he was fucking with me and his balls weren't hurting nearly as bad as mine were going to.I took out my phone and texted my wife
Me: Hi babe we made it 
Baby Bee: ok good how are ya feeling?
Me: Nervous as fuck
Baby Bee: You'll be ok hon,just think at least you get outta work a couple of days
Me:Yeah I hope so I hope you are sure you want me to do this because I'm never coming back here to get reversed 
Baby Bee: I do hon
Me: ok well there going to be calling me back soon
Baby Bee: Ok I love you
Me: I love you too
I put my phone in my pocket and kinda half watched the weather on the hospital's television,sometimes glancing at the exit door. My mind filled with thoughts about my balls and the blue power ranger and how I imagined  the rest of this day would go. "Mr.Hollister time to come on back."said a nurse.Here we fucking go I thought.
         Chapter3: Shauna
I followed the nurse to a back area and she handed me an assless gown and robe. ,"Just go in there and put this stuff on put your things in the locker,and let us know when your ready." " Ok," I said. I went in took of my clothes and took a last look at my balls. I took a deep breath and put on the gown and robe. I did a little countdown in my Five,Four,Three,Two::I knocked on the door.A different nurse opened the door. "Hi I'm Shauna your pre op nurse,I'm going to prep you for your surgery today." "Thanks."I said 'Follow me."she said.I followed her to another room,"Ok get up on the bed." I got on the bed Shauna took my vitals.Every thing must've been ok because Shauna said "Vitals look good now I got to prep you." She had me lay down and asked me to open my robe to expose my genitals.I did and in my mind she laughed at my well under erect penis,although Shauna under normal circumstances would've been attractive enough to peek at least a at least clubbing of my penis. But in this situation it looked like a thumb in a birds nest if it were a baby thumb.I had all that time to have all that thought because Shauna wasn't busy laughing at my penis like I'd imagined she was busy getting surgical tools around."Ok I've got to shave you now."She plugged in the clippers and shaved my testicles then she hooked me up to a machine to track my vitals."Ok I'm going to bring the Doctor in now."She left the room before I could say anything.For some reason all day I had the song "Half the man I used to be playing in my head.I know it's cliche but It's true I waited about three minutes and The Doctor came in.Another imaginary laugh interrupted the song.  
             Chapter 4: This may hurt
The Doctor said,"You ready to do this?" " Yes"I said." Now there are two types of patients in the world, There's the kind who want to know everything I'm doing step by step and the ones who just want to lay there and not want to know which are you?", he asked.My mind flashed back to when me and my wife were discussing doing this.Why did I have to go to you tube for the research,at least two hours of surgical nut cutting videos I watched in horror. While my wife said you'll be fine."I'm the second kind."I answered." Ok I'll keep the details minor just so I'm not surprising you,"he said. "Ok thanks." I said. " I'm going to give you a shot to numb the area,Shauna the needle please." He said.Shauna handed him the needle and he pulled up my ball and gave me a shot.It hurt like a bee sting for like thirty seconds and then nothing."How ya feeling" he asked. " Like I just got a shot in the balls." I answered."Try to put your mind somewhere else,"he said. I tried too but all I could think about was you tube videos and what he was doing. He pushed something into my balls and separated the skin."If it hurts let me know and I'll give you more pain killer." He said. Amazingly it didn't hurt.I looked up at the tiles while he pulled the tube out of my balls that carried semen.There were five  lines across and five straight up and down.I had five Kids Tiffany who was twelve,Domanick who was nine,Gage who was three,Stefan who was two,and Davina who was nine months.There were exactly twentttttt oooow that hurt.He pulled something and my leg kicked involuntarily." That hurt a little huh?"he asked. " Yes it hurt." I said annoyed.He stuck another needle into my balls waited until I said ok and went back to it.I went back to counting tiles.I recited the pledge of the allegiance Ten times."You Ok,We are going to codderize the hole in your testicle and you'll be all done." He said. He took a rod and attached it to a machine and through the smell of smoke,cinged hair,and Irish Spring I saw Shaunas face grimace." Your all done,best patient Ive had all day." he said.He washed his hands and left the room."Can you get up O.K?",Shauna asked. I got up I felt sore but I knew the pain medicine would wear off and it'd be worse soon."Ok we will head back so you can get dressed,"Shauna said.She lead me back to the little area where my clothes were.I got dressed and opened the door the Dr. explained that I couldn't have sex for two weeks and then had to ejaculate thirty times in the next two months to kill the sperm that could still swim.The whole time I nodded and was trying to act like the pain was not bad but it was starting to hurt bad.I kinda waddled to the check out line.Somehow I thought if I could just smoke a ciggarette the pain would stop.I signed the papers and had to sit down and wait for more pain pills.I looked at my phone, twenty missed calls and ten texts Shannon call me now.My wife only called me Shannon when she was pissed or something bad happened.Usaully honey,or babe,or big dicked mother fucker depending on the situation but not Shannon she reserved that for serious things.My first thought was she changed her mind to late and if that's what it was I'd be pissed.
Me: I survived the surgery 
Baby Bee:We have a problem
Me: What is it?
Baby Bee:Tiffany is pregnant.
        Chapter 5 textelvations
A lot of things happen when you hear your twelve year old daughter is pregnant. First whatever pain your feeling becomes an internal rage,your hart breaks, and you want to destroy whoever is responsible.
Me: What? ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? How?
Babybee: Listen to me I need you to stay there.
Me: Why 
Babybee: Tiffany told me what happened I called the police they're coming there
Me: Wtf are you talking about?
Babybee:She told me it was Phillip he's been doing things to her after Sue fell asleep I know you want to do something but please don't the cops are coming.
Me: no

I exited the text window and put my phone in a garbage can by the exit door.Phillip was the assume that drove me to My surgery Sue was his wife he was Tiffany uncle.Someone who'd been to My kids birthdays one of the first ten people to ever see Tiffany after she was born.Someone I'd loaned money too and loaned me money.Someone Id seen bow his head three seats down from mine in church.Now he was someone that had to die.I couldn't and wouldn't just wait for the police there was no fucking way.My daughter's whole fucking life was ruined because of this piece of shit and I'm supposed to let him sit in jail,masturbating to the image of my daughter's memory in his head.No he was going to die today.I walked out the door he was sitting outside waiting for me."How ya feeling?'he asked. " A little sore,ready to roll out of here?" I asked."Let's roll.' he said. The whole way back to my car I was looking for the police.None.I looked down at my lap and thought why on a day that I have to kill someone,Do I have to be in such horrible pain.I sucked it up no pain was going to stop me."Bet you can't wait to go home and rest." My brother in law said. "Yeah." I said. I remember when I was a kid my father worked two jobs.One day I asked my dad "when do you ever rest?"" I'll get plenty of rest when I'm dead" he said. I would get plenty of rest when Phillip was dead.  Authors note: 100 readers I can't believe it thank you guys.please feel free to comment or send me a message or feedback I appreciate you all. The next chapter is in the works life is so overwhelming sometimes but the story's consume me so it won't be long