Category : Stories

Sub Category : YoungAdult

    I have a crystal, it's bright and blue. Jealous? I don't see why you would be, this crystal is stuck in my head and it makes me... Do stuff to say the least.
    If you still couldn't tell already, it isn't a real crystal, and it blinks every time it does something I don't want it to. This crystal is Tourette s Syndrom. Every, lets say, ten words you read, I will be twitching and ticking like no tomorrow. Okay, so it isn't that bad, but still.
    Yesterday I went, "AHHAAA!" in the middle of my class and couldn't control it. Do you know how that feels for everybody to stare at you, even though you already told them about your condition. Trust me. It sucks.
    But it beats going, "LALA"during a blowjob, that's for sure. 
    Even after my diagnosis years ago, my parents don't understand. Hell, my dad still makes me put a buck in the swear jar when I can't help shouting the F-word. And for the last time to people who still don't understand, Tourette s is not a retard disease!
    In fact, a lot of people who have Tourette s, are really smart, the only thing about them is that there body does stuff for no reason, or they shout without wanting to.
    But the crystal in the back of my head does come with it's perks. For example you could call your Geometry teacher a whore, and she won't get mad at you. She will just think it's your Tourette s and she'll be cool with it.
    And Tourette s also got me a date for homecoming a couple years ago. I've been with the same girl since. 
    So yeah, the blue crystal is a little annoying sometimes. But other times, it helps a lot.