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~Vampire

"What's the deal with werewolfs?" 
"..."
"You suck!"
"Thank you"

~Advice

What advice would you give your younger self?

"You wanna know the key your, success?"
"Always dig holes 10 feet deep..." 
"That way your victims won't be found"

~Dirty

"Honey, I want you to talk dirty to me"
"Sure thing, babe"  
"I went for a poo"
"And didn't wash my hands"

~Musician

"Why is your dog wearing a hat?"
"He things It makes him look like a musician"
"Stop it dog, you can't even play a G chord"