Category : Adult

Sub Category : Horror

The Hunt

Michael, because you’ve repeatedly told everyone who would listen , you are such a bad man that you can go bear hunting armed with a condom and a jar of Vaseline . For this phase of your punishment . We will put your trash talk to the test. The court will release you with a five minute start . You will be armed with one condom and a small tube of Vaseline.

Michael pleaded with the court , Please give me a gun . The judge looked sternly at the man before him . I would love to however, you are a four time convicted felon . It would be a severe miscarriage of justice to give you access to a firearm.

You do not need a firearm ; you have your eyes against the eyes of one hundred twenty of our best starved tracing dogs. If you can see them before they see you , you could possibly survive. If they see you first the dogs will tear you apart . If you fail your future is dog food .

You have complete access to your sense of smell. If you can smell the dogs before they smell you , you may avoid them. These do regs have noses trained to follow a week old scent. It is possible you will throw the pack off the scent if you get their scent before they get yours.

You do not need a weapon. Son, you have the benefit of you sense of sound . Use your ears to locate the dogs The dogs will be using their ears to detect your movements . Outsmart them and evade the attack. Test and prove your skills as a Dog Whisperer. . Michael, use your vocal abilities to speak the language of pack. You own statements declare you are an animal. By your own confession , you are a monster . Prove you are the Alpha of the pack. If you can lick them in the face. Prove you’re a “ real bad man “ exit the woods with all one hundred twenty dogs collared and on their leads..

God has given you the sense of taste use it . Use the verbal skills God gave you to evade the punishment that is yours. If you pay attention to your senses you will smell the pack, If you pay attention to your surroundings you will hear the dogs yelp of excitement as they hunt you. Stop , look , listen and smell then you will see , you will smell, you will hear the breath of each hunter in the pack . Use your sense of taste , you have the innate ability to taste the pheromones of the pack as they hunt you.

Michael, you will need to rely heavily on your tactile sense. Stop, look , smell the air, listen to the sounds of your environment. Taste the anticipation and excitement of your enemy. Feel the electricity in the air . Use what God gave you to survive .

Five minutes after you are released naked in the swamps of North Carolina an officer of the court will release one hundred twenty starving dogs . The dogs are armed with the same weapons and survival techniques . Be Stupid and you perish .