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 I Get to be Me for Free


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I can't keep a beat
So I'll let you keep it for me.


Isn't it great being me?

And I get to be me for free


I can't fix anything

But I'm excellent  at breaking stuff

TVs.
Cellphones
Commandments

Isn't it great being me?
And I get to be me for free.



Most people work for a living

I have slaves to do that for me.


Isn't it great being me?

And I get to be me for free


Did you know that not everyone is rich and famous?

I mean

Why?


If I can be , why can't everyone?


Isn't it great being me?

And I get to be me for free.

What do you mean, I don't care?

Of course I care! I let you read what I'm writing, I let you call me your Highness, I allow you to lay prostrate at my feet for as long as you like, I even let you get fire breathed on you from my best fire breathing dragons

I mean...


Give me a break!

I know you can't help but admire me.

I mean.


I admire me, too.

See?  There you go. We have something in common


But you don't get to be me 
And I get to be me for free


Also, you may take out the trash on the way out.


You're welcome.