I Get To Be Me For Free Read Count : 37
Category : Poems
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I Get to be Me for FreeRI can't keep a beatSo I'll let you keep it for me.Isn't it great being me?And I get to be me for freeI can't fix anythingBut I'm excellent at breaking stuffTVs.CellphonesCommandmentsIsn't it great being me?And I get to be me for free.Most people work for a livingI have slaves to do that for me.Isn't it great being me?And I get to be me for freeDid you know that not everyone is rich and famous?I meanWhy?If I can be , why can't everyone?Isn't it great being me?And I get to be me for free.What do you mean, I don't care?Of course I care! I let you read what I'm writing, I let you call me your Highness, I allow you to lay prostrate at my feet for as long as you like, I even let you get fire breathed on you from my best fire breathing dragonsI mean...Give me a break!I know you can't help but admire me.I mean.I admire me, too.See? There you go. We have something in commonBut you don't get to be meAnd I get to be me for freeAlso, you may take out the trash on the way out.You're welcome.