Category : Stories

Sub Category : Adventure

Chapter 1

 Heyy ! The name's jadiel Fernandez caballero, my friends and family call me jay.  Just so you know I'm a real ladies man. Everywhere I go  girls are practically throwing themselves at me , they call me the pantie dropper..... OK no they don't but you get the gist of it . Its this beautiful face .... its just a burden I have to carry , I mean look at this smile .

  "ewww  jay why are you smiling like that? You look creepy ". 

" what are you talking about issa ??? I'm Mr big papi in the streets don't playy learn some respect fool!".

 "Yeah."Mr big papi " you should get rid of the batman boxes before you earn .... What did you call it ? Oh right ! Respect ! ".
 "Hey ! they were on sale! Just get out issa. My room ain't a place for ANOYINNG LITTLE SISTERS!". 

"Whatever pendejo , mom! Jay jay is talking to himself again !! ."

*Doorslams* . who did she think she was Disrespecting batman like that ??!!  Batman's a g . 

" hijo con quien estas hablando ? Bajar Los escaleras ahora miso". 

"Ya voy mamà " 

"You need to hurry mi hijto you are going to be late !! ".

 "okkkkk!!!!!". Just so you know I'm a delivery boy for my tio's restaurant he's letting me  work there until I graduate college. I finished my first year but got sick , so I couldn't start my second . I'm currently getting my college diploma from a bootleg website I saw in a commercial , my life is ....

"hey Leo put on some pants bro your to old for tighty \ whities " . 

" déjalo en Paz jay".

  " But mamá that's not fair how come he gets  to where his boxers around the house ??" .

"Butt out jay ma said I dont have to where pants until I grow armpit hair" .

 "first tmi . second when did  this rule start cause me and àngel never got this rule . " 

 haha deja de ser un bebé jay  you are the older brother ". 

"yeah stop bitching jay ". 

"language issa ! ". 

" sorry mà ". 

OK you might be confused so let me just break it down. Leo is the youngest (11 years old) , then there's the pain in the ass issa ( 15 years old )  then me (19 years old ) then àngel ( 23 years old ) our mother is the beautiful  Marisol posada (44 years old) and our father césar espinal caballero(46 years old) .Haha I just noticed we're all 4 years apart ..... I mean me and my siblings not my parents . ~The end of chapter one ~

Chapter 2

"What's up tio ? your favorite employee is hereeeee ".

" Yeah jay ,  your not my favorite employee ... Lizzie is and plus your late ....you know what that means ".

 "Damn tio thats just cold, its only by five minutes I'm a delivery boy and your nephew why do I have to clean the toilets before closing time?? ". 

" I know your my nephew  but rules are rules and  what kinda person would I be if I let you off the hook ?". 

 "A good uncle " .  

"haha very funny jay ,now get your all asses to work !.

 (all employees) "yes sirr"!!.

 "damn jay your really screwed! plus im his favorite its just not your day today valdez haha!!".

 Hey we meet again ! BTW Valdez is an inside joke between me and Lizzie just so you know. Oh here's another thing you need to know about, Lizzie is fine , a 200%  dime piece !. 

 " yeah yeah laugh it up Liz cause soon the tables will turn and you'll be ass deep in arroz coń mierda .

"sureee jay
 keep telling yourself that baby."

 "oh? Baby?  Are you finally ready to be my happiness ?".

"Ugh JAY! that was so awful that I want to change my name"

 .Lizzie is short  for felicidad . 

"oh come on liz you know you love it ❤"

 "whatever just start delivering  scooter boy. ". 

 "Mock all you want my scooter is awesome".

 OK so the first delievry is a pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust .... I don't even get why we serve pizza ,my uncle restaurant really has everything . wooo ! Im here *knock knock* . * door opens *

 " ~  hello ~"

 omg this guy is naked i mean he has boxers but really what kinda person open there door in underwear?? 

" this is like the start of a bad porno " .

  "hahahahaha I like you ~delivery boy~". 

  Damn I said that out loud ... uh shit he's too close.

 "Uh ... Look buddy I'm flattered but I'm not really .... Uh batting for that team if you get my drift ". 

 " actually I don't get your "drift" delivery boy" . 

Shit shit too close , naked guy is trying to pin me up against a wall this is an official don't drop the soap situation . 

"uh jay". 


" hmm?".


 " Uhh my name is ... name is jay ".

 Uh uh uh really? Jay get it together ! You got show him who they call Mr big papi in the streets. Shit why is he smiling like that ?. 

"Mr big papi huh? ". 

Wait!! what?? I didn't  say that whole speech out loud did I ? no I couldnt have. How ?... How did he know? . 

"how ?... How did you know that ?" . 

" Know what ? Your weird delivery boy . Can I get my pizza now ?" .

Hmm something's fishy here but at least I can get away from Mr prison style.  

"uh sure dude here you go".  

"Thanks bye jay I hope to see you again ~".  

Ok .That just happened. Let me get my ass outta here and finish these deliveries so I can haul my ass home and binge watch , la familiar peluche . Hey! don't judge that show is a classic . I officially hate my life. 

I just finished cleaning the bathrooms and the restaurant and I currently smell like fabuloso and depression .

 " shit . I can finally leave its already dark out , oh god this is rapest hour ".

"Don't fuck with us !! Where is Andreas?"

   "Seriously I don't know who you're talking about ... Please ....just ....please let me go".

  " Ugh this is pointless!! Make sure you say hello to your whore of mother for me" . *plunges sword * 

 "aghhnn! Ahh!" .

 " Let's get the fuck outta here ". 

  Oh shit oh shit Oh Shit did I just witness a murder? omg omg I need to fuck outta here * trash crashes*    

 "what the fuck was that? let's go check it out " 

 Damn itt !! I need to get the fuck outta. 

"ahhhh!!!!!".

 ~End of chapter 2~

Chapter 3

Ughhh my head hurts ..... Where the fuck am I ? . Hold up ! Shit shit shit ! The last I saw was tho murder  guys coming at me . shit I'm so dead. This is a situation that only  jadiel caballero could have gotten himself in . Wait no one's  watching me and I'm not tied up maybe I can sneak outta hear ... I'm almost there . *door creaks * 

"Going somewhere jay?".

Shit maybe if I don't turn around he won't do anything   *door creaks louder*  OK  lets go ! *door slams* 

"You know, I don't like being ignored."

Wait that voice sound familiar ..... No it can't be . *turns around *

"Shit its you ..... Seriously jay you go and get  yourself kidnapped by the  bad porno guy."

"Hahaha bad porn guy .... Cute but   Actually my name's Andreas and I didn't kidnap you I saved you if those guys caught you , you would have been killed." 

"Well thanks buddy.  I'll be sure to send you an edible arrangement ".

"Yeah nice try jay and sarcasm is unbecoming ".

" Unbecoming ? *southern accent* oh whatever shall I do ... I used sarcasm and its sigh unbecoming! . *southern accent stops* . Look buddy of course I would be sarcastic if I'm pissed and some  underwear weirdo I met earlier kinda kidnapped me ! And won't let me go home ". 

"Again I didn't kidnap you I was trying to protect you , if you go home before I've dealt with them you will put your family in danger. they probably already have your scent".

"My scent ?? Hahahaha great what are they?  werewolves? hahahaha ".

"Actually yes but they prefer the word  lycanthrope". 

"Your joking right?". 

No actually they dislike the term werewolves very much so and also go by the name torc