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Okay so clearly I’m no expert. My only [expertise] if we shall even call it that comes from years of ugh yes ok spending most of my younger years chasing micro penisas that we’re just as clueless as I *before mentioned I literally thought My vaguna cohldnt get wet 🥴* I’m so embarrassed for that poor little slut, but hey ya live ya learn and I’d be a Damn liar if I said those weren’t some of my best days. Why not just go ahead and add to that.embarrassment and mention that I thought I was carrying some pizza faced losers baby every time a duck even came in close proximity of you know who. GAHHH those were the days. See my best friend now she was a *whore* by their definition so of course I got boxed in that category even though I had a bit more standards. They had to have atleast a fox back pack, elements sneakers || who even cared if they could skate || I was just fine smoking marijuana even though I quietly talked myself into thinking my heart was gonna explode 🤦🏼‍♀️ oh god it’s even worse saying it out loud. I was such a love struck loser BUT WE WERE ~N~ LUV and he let me ride with him to school so I mean what else could I have asked for?? Don’t act like some part deal down was that girl too. We all had our phases and mine just happened to be cool enough for the BNKD BOYZ 🥴 you don’t even wanna know....... ok I know you’re dying to and I can’t leave my readers hanging like that just be prepared to LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF..... THE BUTT NAKED CREW🚯⁉️⁉️ I’m so ashamed, but guys hear me out. Once you get to know their sweet, rad style you’ll be in <3 too. I don’t have enough space and I wanna really give you a feel for these kEwL dudes so look out for my next blog. I’d never leave y’all hanging tho so it’ll be up pronto! Get ready for some panty { eh or mah e just mine } dudes who were so strange and “edgy “ they were actually kinda considered cool and I may or nah not have slept with atleast half of them. Suprisingly one of the less festive ones ended up being my first love and we toon each others virginity’s **AWWW I KNOW RIGHT** still to this very day that was the smallest penis I have ever seen, but don’t let that fool you. It had those magic powers just like any other and turned me into a pathetic lunatic. Just to humor you I’ll throw in a blog sometimes soon describing some of my not so flattering moments and probably the reason he fucked my best friend HAHAHA no wait TWO of them. How fun right!?!?! We all had them and I’m sure I’m not the only one who remained friends with these little boyfriend stealing whores either 🤡🤡🤡 that’s all I can picture right now. WHAT. AN. IDIOT. Still to this day one of them is one of my best friends and I’m happy to announce she grew out of that stage or whatever it was. Someone once made a ditch page for our school and after all she was voted the >> CUM DUMPSTER <<they were not wrong, but she had been reborn again 🙌🏻🙏🏼 HALELUAH PRAISE THE LORD 🙏🏼🙌🏻 jk jk she just now has limited herself to white Coke heads bc she had her fun driving her mom wild getting dicked down by the “darker ones”. I should probably mention I had that little phase myself, but Unfortunately my little 16 year old black boyfriend, with a pregnant grown ass girlfriend *not his baby* was involved in a high speed chase, later ending In him jumping off an impossibly high bridge and he unfortunately passed. I mean there’s always a hidden blessing bc get this! We were so In LUV we were gonna have a little baby and name him Collier and uh yeah if that tells you anything about my decision making skills back in the day. I was a GREAT KID WHOS HOBBIES INCLUDED GETTING BLACKED OHT OUT DRUNK ON 4lockos, screwing without condoms, planning a pregnancy < the irony is I ended up having my beautiful daughter at 17, unplanned, but still grand :) so clever of me> let’s continue my hobbies this way bc they age getting gold
• having sex in my backseat while my 15 year old drunk friend drove us around 
•stalking boys +we liked to call it creeping 
•taking my weekly prego test 
•turning my phone offf after curfew and just take my chances \\they were never too great//
• ride around on the “hill” aka the projects looking for. Potential candidates to buy our alcohol 
•snorting my friends moms klonopin bc I liked how they made my nose feel minty ??wtf??
•smoking dime bags with our grown ass drug dealer who still wants me to this day 
•drive around, listen to sure thing on repeat and smoke dirt bags 
•sneak out, hangout and prob get violated without even knowing it 
• partents caudht on to my “bedtime “ routine for ONLY when being naughty so that put an end to that 
Ok ok you get the gist. High school fucking blowed but if you didn’t do atleast 3 of those things I feel bad for you. If you’ve never ran into a barbed wire fence while running from the police at a party then have you really lived man..... think about it. 

Just a heads up
I think I’m super witty and just so clever which don’t get me wrong, sometimes I can be, but mainly I just like to laugh and joke around. I like making people happy. Life isn’t so serious and once you realize that a whole new world of possibilities open up. For me tnag only entailed getting knocked up bt some loser who cheated I. Me with a 30 year old girl with rotten teeth my whole pregnancy, but I the plus side I met some pretty Super rich SUGGA DADDYS ?? Judge me, who cares??? And In return I have made some serious dough but the second best thing besides being the coolest bitch is I know how to burn some money and I Do it well. Oh well. 


⛅️🌤⭐️THE SKY IS THE LIMIT 🪐🌏🌈

ps stay tuned to be drooling over the right BNKD boy for you <3

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