Lost Your Mind And Did Not Have A Clue What To Do Read Count : 39

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You open your eyes and you’re surprised to see a police officer staring down at you he looked young probably was a rookie he was dressed in his Sunday blues
I was waiting for the bus to pick me up sir so I'm not trespassing but that coffer smells reallyood here can you put some in this cup
Of course, I have money it is in my wallet and thanks for the coffee that's so kind but officers don’t you keep your money in your wallet then why are you trying to take mind
Of course, I have a name why do you want to take that too you tried to take my money don't you have one of your own you can't have mine I use it sonny
Do I have any ID let me think about that yes I have ID officer if you just help me find my wallet that's where it is at
No I am not trying to give you a hard time officer in fact I've been very nice I haven't committed no crime
I'm an old man sir and right now I can't remember my name and I felt really bad about that actually I feel ashamed
You're arresting me for vagrancy because I don't know who I am and I have no currency
Well you're in charge you know what you’re doing I hope you don't look like you’re drunk you don’t look or sound that you're taking any dope
Your going take me for ride in the squad car cool can we turn on the sirens if we don't have to go too far
No problem sonny I am in no hurry I'll wait while you put the stuff in the trunk no worries
No I didn't take your keys officer why would I take them I was having fun the last time I saw them officer was when you set them down inside the trunk while you were putting all that stuff away same place where you put your gun
Officer please you don't have to yell I can hear and I'm not a drunk I didn't do anything wrong it's not my fault you locked the keys in the trunk
Another car is on the way to come pick me up thank you officer you been very kind and I'm still thirsty can I have more coffee and I always wanted to ask about your shoes they always shine
It was nice meeting you too sir ma’am I'm supposed to go with you then let's go I've been here for hours yes I will wipe the mud off my shoe
You’re going to handcuff me because I'm a dangerous criminal I'm wanted in 50 states because I don't know who I am it's a major felony do you know who you are officer Gates
Why isn't there any cushions back here these seats are hard it's not good for us old people who got hemorrhoids you know write a letter to the governor I think I will his cheap ass I don't like him he has to go
I'm sorry officer I tried to hold it I didn't mean to let one go oh that's a nasty old man fart I’m sorry I didn't mean to make you choke it was nasty it was off the charts
When we get inside officer, we really need to hurry not be slow I got to use the restroom I'm sorry again I got to go
Yes, sir sit right here you know today was blast best day I had in years that I can remember hope it don't last
Did you mean me sir now you’ve been calling for John Doe for 2 hours I saw the officer point me out and you let me wait two hours up yours
Intelligence of this place has gone from up here to the bottom of the cess pool You already know I don’t know my name the only reason why you ask me loud enough so everybody in this building can hear you is because you want me to look back and that’s not cool
you got me the same question over and over and over again no I do not know my name you think this is some silly perverted game
I'm going to reach over this desk and slap you then I will end up in jail I and since I don't have any money, I’ll be held without bail
Officer Gates can you help me this jerk is the stupidest person that I have ever met he has kept me here for the last four hours he keeps asking me my name he thinks it’s funny he has not even run my fingerprints yet 
If my fingerprints are in the system I could go home or find out where I need be, I am sorry that I don't know my name but I'm tired of playing these stupid rude childish games 
Can you please help before I get myself mad and not do something that's not very nice actually it'd be very bad
Thank you, officer Gates I appreciate it, so my name is George flattery and I live in a group home not to far from where you found me
 they're coming to pick me up they've been looking for me all day but I don't have no idea who they are but I am glad to get out of here is there some of the games that some people play
Thank you very much for your service you and that other officer the one dressed in his Sunday blues  both of you have been very kind to an old man that lost his mind and didn't have a clue what to do you’re surprised to see a police officer staring down at you he looked young probably was a rookie he was dressed in his Sunday blues
I was waiting for the bus to pick me up sir so I'm not trespassing but that coffer smells reallyood here can you put some in this cup
Of course, I have money it is in my wallet and thanks for the coffee that's so kind but officers don’t you keep your money in your wallet then why are you trying to take mind
Of course, I have a name why do you want to take that too you tried to take my money don't you have one of your own you can't have mine I use it sonny
Do I have any ID let me think about that yes I have ID officer if you just help me find my wallet that's where it is at
No I am not trying to give you a hard time officer in fact I've been very nice I haven't committed no crime
I'm an old man sir and right now I can't remember my name and I felt really bad about that actually I feel ashamed
You're arresting me for vagrancy because I don't know who I am and I have no currency
Well you're in charge you know what you’re doing I hope you don't look like you’re drunk you don’t look or sound that you're taking any dope
Your going take me for ride in the squad car cool can we turn on the sirens if we don't have to go too far
No problem sonny I am in no hurry I'll wait while you put the stuff in the trunk no worries
No I didn't take your keys officer why would I take them I was having fun the last time I saw them officer was when you set them down inside the trunk while you were putting all that stuff away same place where you put your gun
Officer please you don't have to yell I can hear and I'm not a drunk I didn't do anything wrong it's not my fault you locked the keys in the trunk
Another car is on the way to come pick me up thank you officer you been very kind and I'm still thirsty can I have more coffee and I always wanted to ask about your shoes they always shine
It was nice meeting you too sir ma’am I'm supposed to go with you then let's go I've been here for hours yes I will wipe the mud off my shoe
You’re going to handcuff me because I'm a dangerous criminal I'm wanted in 50 states because I don't know who I am it's a major felony do you know who you are officer Gates
Why isn't there any cushions back here these seats are hard it's not good for us old people who got hemorrhoids you know write a letter to the governor I think I will his cheap ass I don't like him he has to go
I'm sorry officer I tried to hold it I didn't mean to let one go oh that's a nasty old man fart I’m sorry I didn't mean to make you choke it was nasty it was off the charts
When we get inside officer, we really need to hurry not be slow I got to use the restroom I'm sorry again I got to go
Yes, sir sit right here you know today was blast best day I had in years that I can remember hope it don't last
Did you mean me sir now you’ve been calling for John Doe for 2 hours I saw the officer point me out and you let me wait two hours up yours
Intelligence of this place has gone from up here to the bottom of the cess pool You already know I don’t know my name the only reason why you ask me loud enough so everybody in this building can hear you is because you want me to look back and that’s not cool
you got me the same question over and over and over again no I do not know my name you think this is some silly perverted game
I'm going to reach over this desk and slap you then I will end up in jail I and since I don't have any money, I’ll be held without bail
Officer Gates can you help me this jerk is the stupidest person that I have ever met he has kept me here for the last four hours he keeps asking me my name he thinks it’s funny he has not even run my fingerprints yet 
If my fingerprints are in the system I could go home or find out where I need be, I am sorry that I don't know my name but I'm tired of playing these stupid rude childish games 
Can you please help before I get myself mad and not do something that's not very nice actually it'd be very bad
Thank you, officer Gates I appreciate it, so my name is George flattery and I live in a group home not to far from where you found me
 they're coming to pick me up they've been looking for me all day but I don't have no idea who they are but I am glad to get out of here is there some of the games that some people play
Thank you very much for your service you and that other officer the one dressed in his Sunday blues  both of you have been very kind to an old man that lost his mind and didn't have a clue what to do

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  • Sep 27, 2020

  • Sep 27, 2020

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