Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

We were all in the closet, huddled together. It was day 12 of the sjw apocalypse and they were nearing. We were trying to protect our leader, the sjws called him "The Privileged One". A few hours had passed since we ate some potato chips, when suddenly there was knock on the door. We knew that they had found us. I, taking one for the team got out of the basement and opened the door before they kicked it down. There were two of them, wearing uniforms that were like Nazi suits, but instead of a swastika they had a Venus symbol.
"We know you have The Privileged One." one of them spoke, they had half shaved rainbow dyed hair.
"Hand him over, or we'll have to take you in." the other said, who appeared to be a non binary thing.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about." Fishcat said calmly not believing herself.
 Suddenly, the thing and it's partner go into triggered mode. Their veins began to bulge out and their arms began to shake as they turned red from anger.
"HOW DARE YOU LIE TO US YOU CIS SCUM!" The first thing said.
"uwu I will end you" said the second thing.
Fishcat frighteningly backed up into the wall, her shoulders raised in alarm. Suddenly Nooby came out of the closet. 
"I'M THE ONLY MALE HERE, AND THAT'S THAT! AND I AM A HOMOSEXUAL!" Nooby said, defiantly.
The sjw pair gasped and changed back to their original forms. 
"Very well then, we'll let you off the hook... For now at least. " said the first one.
"But take this as a warning." said the other one as they shot fishcat in the leg.
Sjws took off. Fishcat screamed in pain and fell onto the floor in agony.
"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I LITERALLY CANNOT GET UP!" fishcat screamed.
Nano also came out of the closet, not bothering to check if all of the sjws are gone.
"We cannot stay here any longer, its unsafe." Nano said.
Fishcat kinda bled out on the floor, while Nano, Nooby, and Fitty grabbed the supplies and packed it into an isis backpack. We forced Nano to carry the backpack, and fitty to carry fishcat (it wasn't rape because they were both lesbians).
Fishcat pulled out a map of the united states, and pointed at Topeka, Kansas. 
"This is where we are now." Said fishcat as she moved her finger towards California. "And this is the only state they haven't raided yet." 
"Ok" nano said, and nano being the privileged one, was automatically controlling us.
And so we all headed off, deciding to go a in a straight line, on our way to going through Colorado now.