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Dee is my Money Tree

Hello nice to meet you Oh yes, exist they do my friend they are very rare and no their bark is not blue

That's a fairy tail told to kids it's not true at all money trees bark is dark brown in spring and Black in the fall

Yes, I do have a money tree I have had it for 20 years and her name is Dee

No she is very shy and strangers they scare here and make her cry

You want to grow your own Money tree do you know how wow thanks I be honored to show thee

It will take some time they don’t like being alone and it is not easy like a dog you can't just throw it a bone

You have nothing else to do in that case let's go oh yes can you hand me my shoes
Yes  the green ones over there by the upside down canoe Oh watch for old blue

To late I'm so sorry about that I totally forgot he sits there looking for a goldfish wearing a bowler hat

Thanks again those are the pair I sorry I don’t mean to stare 
 
Old blue is still biting your butt  well we better get blue off you bet that hurts we don't want you dying of loss of blood then
 buried six feet in the dirt

Now Blue if you don’t let go of that man, I will hit you with this pan

Now get back and sit by the canoe no you may not keep the shoe 

I really would not hit old Blue but he doesn’t know that so keep that between us two

That's a good chap now He sits over there lookin for that fish in a bowler hat he is always walking around here saying that he's late and he's looking for a gate that's
Why have his bat

I need to go find that list of the things we need to start I can't remember all of them omg man did you just fart

That it's about the nastiest I have ever smelt just awful man that's wants to know blue when he passes mine that should be unlawful

I don't mean to be so condescending now go inside clean up there's a bathroom inside that door to the left that's it show some pride

Ok this is Inspector Turney you called roger I have him here with me he just walked into my front door his name is Dogger

Yeah but he met old blue attached to it like it was glue

Got some things up my sleeve I can stall him for an hour right now he's taking a shower I don't know if he will still be alive in an hour but I'll meet you by the old tower

Ok there you look a  better now we don’t have to travel too far just going over the hill no need to drive no car

Now that going to be a wicked scar  I got to get a few things at his bar

Old blue is very calm and gentle very strange he acted the way he did he must have sensed danger 

Okay I got what we need from the bar so let's walk over the hill growing your money tree takes a lot of patience and skill

Where you from my man oh you were in jail, they call the can

That's why Blue acted the way he did you must be a thug oh blue never makes mistakes I'm sorry I'm not trying to be smug

How long were you in for you got life but they didn’t notice you as you walked out  as somebody's wife

We all can't be perfect I guess right here is we're going to dig they like a nice of view of the ocean this is the perfect spot for them to grow nice and big

Growing a money tree can be as easy as 1 2 3
 If your money tree is going to have a lots of money you need to get yourself a cup of fresh honey
   You take 2 dimes and an old moldy lime

A rusted old key Plus 6 green peas

I'll tear you up from a manatee six strands of hair from a goatee

Some bark from pine tree dig a hole as deep as your knee 
I am glad your digging not me what you calling me crazy yes, I think I might be

Do you want a money tree then you need to listen to me

Here is the old rusted key it passed the test and in this bag is the rest

Now dig a hole to your knees and no I am not going to help it’s your tree

Ouch you better get up here now man before you can’t stand

Those are some very big ants I’m sorry that I didn’t know watch it they are some still in your pants

How was I to know there was an ants over on this side of the hill just a thought I have those things on me give me like quivers and icy chills

I'm going to tell you one more time I did not know about the ants ok man now you have to stop having a fitI did not know there was ants under the sand

Now you have to find a bumblebee it will lead you to its hi where you can get a fresh cup of honey 

Bees make Fresh honey and Fresh honey makes more money

Up there you see go get one cup of honey for me

Ouch I think that hurts bees do sting you tore your brand-new shirt and lost your diamond ring

Bees don’t like you taking honey Why I sent you instead of me no I wasn't trying to be funny

I’m crazy not stupid you see That’s my philosophy

Teardrops from a manatee Will you stop yelling at me

Drink this glass of iced tea Now you think I’m an escapee

No, I am an attorney they are just as bad don’t you agree

Now let me see where were we that’s right we need a tear from a manatee

Which I have in the bag and Boy you are so sticky yep getting honey from from being sometimes can be very tricky

small price to pay for fresh honey I will give your tree an opportunity to make choices much money

Now listen you stop yelling at me or else no money tree

You’re what a wanted parolee and you’re going to kill me

Then go on a killing spree to kill as many people as you can see

I was just distracting you sunny and I thought it was funny

That grown man really believed that he could grow a money tree

Your hour is up there he is take him away that’s your escapee given the chance he would have killed me

Yes, sir I truly do agree what’s your name Detective Mikee

Would you like to be my next trainee great I agree to train you as my trustee

Escapees in jail and it's just a beautiful sunny day Mikee let's take the rest of the day off and play

Mikee have you ever seen a money tree  not ever not even one then let me take you to my house and let me introduce you to Dee

What do you mean Dee who is Dee he is my money tree

I think Mikee you and I good friends are going to be along with the Dee my money tree
Hello nice to meet you Oh yes, exist they do my friend they are very rare and no their bark is not blue

That's a fairy tail told to kids it's not true at all money trees bark is dark brown in spring and Black in the fall

Yes, I do have a money tree I have had it for 20 years and her name is Dee

No she is very shy and strangers they scare here and make her cry

You want to grow your own Money tree do you know how wow thanks I be honored to show thee

It will take some time they don’t like being alone and it is not easy like a dog you can't just throw it a bone

You have nothing else to do in that case let's go oh yes can you hand me my shoes
Yes  the green ones over there by the upside down canoe Oh watch for old blue

To late I'm so sorry about that I totally forgot he sits there looking for a goldfish wearing a bowler hat

Thanks again those are the pair I sorry I don’t mean to stare 
 
Old blue is still biting your butt  well we better get blue off you bet that hurts we don't want you dying of loss of blood then
 buried six feet in the dirt

Now Blue if you don’t let go of that man, I will hit you with this pan

Now get back and sit by the canoe no you may not keep the shoe 

I really would not hit old Blue but he doesn’t know that so keep that between us two

That's a good chap now He sits over there lookin for that fish in a bowler hat he is always walking around here saying that he's late and he's looking for a gate that's
Why have his bat

I need to go find that list of the things we need to start I can't remember all of them omg man did you just fart

That it's about the nastiest I have ever smelt just awful man that's wants to know blue when he passes mine that should be unlawful

I don't mean to be so condescending now go inside clean up there's a bathroom inside that door to the left that's it show some pride

Ok this is Inspector Turney you called roger I have him here with me he just walked into my front door his name is Dogger

Yeah but he met old blue attached to it like it was glue

Got some things up my sleeve I can stall him for an hour right now he's taking a shower I don't know if he will still be alive in an hour but I'll meet you by the old tower

Ok there you look a  better now we don’t have to travel too far just going over the hill no need to drive no car

Now that going to be a wicked scar  I got to get a few things at his bar

Old blue is very calm and gentle very strange he acted the way he did he must have sensed danger 

Okay I got what we need from the bar so let's walk over the hill growing your money tree takes a lot of patience and skill

Where you from my man oh you were in jail, they call the can

That's why Blue acted the way he did you must be a thug oh blue never makes mistakes I'm sorry I'm not trying to be smug

How long were you in for you got life but they didn’t notice you as you walked out  as somebody's wife

We all can't be perfect I guess right here is we're going to dig they like a nice of view of the ocean this is the perfect spot for them to grow nice and big

Growing a money tree can be as easy as 1 2 3
 If your money tree is going to have a lots of money you need to get yourself a cup of fresh honey
   You take 2 dimes and an old moldy lime

A rusted old key Plus 6 green peas

I'll tear you up from a manatee six strands of hair from a goatee

Some bark from pine tree dig a hole as deep as your knee 
I am glad your digging not me what you calling me crazy yes, I think I might be

Do you want a money tree then you need to listen to me

Here is the old rusted key it passed the test and in this bag is the rest

Now dig a hole to your knees and no I am not going to help it’s your tree

Ouch you better get up here now man before you can’t stand

Those are some very big ants I’m sorry that I didn’t know watch it they are some still in your pants

How was I to know there was an ants over on this side of the hill just a thought I have those things on me give me like quivers and icy chills

I'm going to tell you one more time I did not know about the ants ok man now you have to stop having a fitI did not know there was ants under the sand

Now you have to find a bumblebee it will lead you to its hi where you can get a fresh cup of honey 

Bees make Fresh honey and Fresh honey makes more money

Up there you see go get one cup of honey for me

Ouch I think that hurts bees do sting you tore your brand-new shirt and lost your diamond ring

Bees don’t like you taking honey Why I sent you instead of me no I wasn't trying to be funny

I’m crazy not stupid you see That’s my philosophy

Teardrops from a manatee Will you stop yelling at me

Drink this glass of iced tea Now you think I’m an escapee

No, I am an attorney they are just as bad don’t you agree

Now let me see where were we that’s right we need a tear from a manatee

Which I have in the bag and Boy you are so sticky yep getting honey from from being sometimes can be very tricky

small price to pay for fresh honey I will give your tree an opportunity to make choices much money

Now listen you stop yelling at me or else no money tree

You’re what a wanted parolee and you’re going to kill me

Then go on a killing spree to kill as many people as you can see

I was just distracting you sunny and I thought it was funny

That grown man really believed that he could grow a money tree

Your hour is up there he is take him away that’s your escapee given the chance he would have killed me

Yes, sir I truly do agree what’s your name Detective Mikee

Would you like to be my next trainee great I agree to train you as my trustee

Escapees in jail and it's just a beautiful sunny day Mikee let's take the rest of the day off and play

Mikee have you ever seen a money tree  not ever not even one then let me take you to my house and let me introduce you to Dee

What do you mean Dee who is Dee he is my money tree

I think Mikee you and I good friends are going to be along with the Dee my money tree

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