Nova's Summer Vacation Part 1 Read Count : 7
Category : Stories
Sub Category : Comedy
Chapter 1 :
I looked out the window of my friends moms van. My friend Jay driving myself riding shotgun and his brother named Casey in the back seat and our friends Gemma , Sabrina , Brad , Parker , Phoenix Alexis ,Tristan . We were on a road trip . I thought about us as are zodiac signs . I'm Nova and I'm an Aquarius and Jay is an Aries and Casey's a Cancer and Gemma is a Gemini , Sabrina is a Sagittarius and Brad is a Tarus and Parker is a Scorpio and Phoenix is a Capricorn and Tristan she's a Virgo , Alexis is a Piscies . An interesting bunch right? We don't always get along. But we'd be prefect if we did right? We were on our first road trip ever summer vacation right? We're in grade 10 and 11 . We're 15,16 and 17. Summer and we'll be on the road for more than 6 hours altogether . We'd already been on the road for 2 hours. Casey's got his ear buds in listening to his music , Brads eating mr . Noodles and Alexis and Gemma are gossiping and Sabrina and Phoenix are sleeping and Parker he's taking selfies . I sipped my coke a cola slowly . Then I saw a traffic jam up a head . Jay slowed. We sat for about 5 minutes .
" FUCK ! ! ! ! ! ” Jay said . “ What's wrong ? " I asked . " Quit that Gemma ! ” Casey said slapping her. She slapped Casey back . “ I HAVE TO PISS LIKE NOW ! " Jay exclaimed . “ Can you hold it for a few minutes ? ” I asked , concerned . “ I don't know if I can " . “ I have an idea . " I grabbed my bottle of coke and chugged it. "Nova stop drinking please ! ! " "Give me a second to finish this, I want you to pee in the bottle " . “ Gross!" Alexis said. “ Eww , don't pee in the van " Gemma said . “ I'm not pissing in the bottle " . “ Why didn't you go before we left ? ” Alexis asked. " I did go earlier , I've already been to the toilet 3 times today ". Jay had his legs crossed on the break . "Do you want to trade places ? I can drive if you want Jay ". “ Yea okay " . We switched places . We sat in traffic for half an hour . Jay sat with his hands between his legs and legs crossed . “ How are you doing , Jay ?".
“ Okay , I still don't know if I can hold it in . " " Your doing great Jay ". Gemma began kicking the back of Jays seat. “ Gemma , fuck off , that makes it feel worse , I feel like I need to pee worse." Jay began smacking his head off the dash . We soon sat for an hour . For Jay I assume that it's been an excruciating hour. Jay was still smacking his head off the dash . “ Do you mind ? I have a headache . "
" Ya know how annoying that is?"Alexis asked . " Leave Jay alone " I said . " Well who put you in charge Nova ? ” .
“ Leave me alone " . Oh my fucking gosh!". “ Hope we get out of this traffic jam soon" I said . Gemma started kicking the back of Jays seat again . "FUCK OFF ! Gemma ! I already told you that kicking my back only makes it feel worse ! ” Jay said. “ Gemma quit it now or I'll knock your lights out!" . The girls giggled in the back seat . “ Jay ,the traffics moving , I have my eyes open I'm looking for a sign to say where a rest stop is " . “ Oh , no " I whispered . But Jay heard me and lifted his head to see what I was talking about . “ Fuck !!!!!!!!!! 30 miles from the closest rest stop? ! !?!!! FUCK ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This can't possibly get any worse ! !!!!" Jay exclaimed . “ GEMMA ! ! I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!" . “ YOU THINK ITS FUNNY DON'T YOU?" " YEA ! ITS HILARIOUS ! " " GIVE ME A BREAK ! ” . “ Nova what'd you do with that bottle ? ". “ Eww , don't pee in the van it's my mom's ". “ None of us want you to pee in front of us . " What if Jay peed outside ? ” Tristan asked . “ No I'm not taking a fucking piss outside , there's nowhere to even go without being seen I'm not going in the bottle either ".
Jay continued smacking his head off the dash . Jay sat up with his knees up and shaking them . " Why don't we play eye spy ? ” . “ Okay ” “ Eye spy with my little eye something that is green ". “ Is it the car in front of us ? " Jay asked . " Yes , it's the car". “ I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter h ". “ The halk ? ” Tristan asked . " Yea it is ".
Jay drifted off to sleep . I didn't want to wake him , what if he had an accident ? But Jay never falls asleep anywhere but in his bed , so he must have needed a nap .
JAY'S PROSPECTIVE :
I was down town in the park everyone was drinking tuns of water . I really really needed to pee . I walked over to where the bathroom is . There wasn't a bathroom ! ! I walked all over the park and there was no bathroom in sight . I decided to head for home . Everyone tried to offer me water. They were all drinking out of extra large juice pictures . So I declined politely . I was incredibly thirsty though . I expected 3 pictures of water . I chugged all three in a matter of minutes . I really really really really gotta go ! ! ! ! ! ! I'd have to go behind a tree . Right when I thought I found a tree with enough privacy , somebody came more water for me to drink. I couldn't go if someone was right beside me . I was handed more water . I rushed over to a different tree. Finally , I found a toilet ! I hurried before anyone came . I unzipped my jeans and began peeing . It just kept coming and coming . Was I ever gonna stop pissing ? I was starting to feel better . I sighed in relief . I was still pissing . I closed my watery eyes . I reopened my eyes . " FUCK !!!!!!" . I almost peed . I was dreaming about using the toilet . We pulled out of a gas station parking . “ W-why are we l-leaving ? I-i didn't go yet" I studdard . “ You can't use the bathroom there " Nova said . “ They have a bathroom only for employees , and won't make any exception ". “ Did they at least tell you where there is a bathroom , one that I can use ? ” I asked . " No I got told that I was wasting the guys time." . Tristan tried to tell me jokes to help . I was trying not to laugh . “ Did the pelican have a good vacation ? ” Tristan asked . " I don't know did the pelican have a good vacation ? " " Nope the bill was too big ! ” . I couldn't help but laugh at that one . I had to stop . I couldn't laugh I'd piss if I did .
I went to a gas station while Jay was asleep , the bathrooms for employees only . I noticed Jay pull the lap part of the seat belt out away from him. I couldn't help but notice that his bladder was incredibly bloated . He's so skinny , his jean shorts looked really tight . There was a lump where is bladder would be . I felt really bad for Jay. “ I'll see if you can go up here ". I got out and hurried . “ Exuse me , sir is it possible for my friend to use your bathroom , please it's an emergency ". “ No , now go kid your bothering me ". “ Please ? your the second person who's turned him down . He only wants to pee. He's the one in the front he's about to explode ". “ And that's my concern why?". “ Thanks anyways sir". “ Sorry , Jay he doesn't care ". “ Come on , let's look for another place ". “ How long have I been trying to hold it in ? " Jay asked . " About 2 hours . " " It feels like forever ". “ I know it does , it's not right for everyone to say no to you . ” “ Maybe if you eat something you'll forget for now " Brad said passing his backpack up to Jay . “ I hope that the next place let's you go". Jay pulled the seat belt away from his bladder . “ I'm really sorry Jay , a lot of places want people to buy something first before they go to the bathroom ". “ I know and I look rediculous , I bet... I'm 17 and on the verge of wetting myself ! " "17 year olds don't piss their pants ". “ Look Jay , there's a bunch of trees ".
“ Look ! There's a store there " Gemma pointed out . And as usual when I went to ask if Jay can use the bathroom , I got told no. “ what about the trees?" " FUCK ! Why are there so many people around? ". I sped as fast as I could . I was sighlently praying that there weren't any cops around . I sped about 10 minutes away from the store . Jay pulled the seat belt away from him. He was even more swelled then before . Jay looked like he had a ball under the waist band of his jean shorts now. "IM GONNA BURST !!!! OH FUCK ! !!!!!” . “ PULL THE FUCK OVER , NOVA".
“ FUUUUUUUUUUUCK !". THE GIRLS MADE FUN OF JAY .
Jay fumbled with the seat belt . “ FUUUUUUUUUUUCK " . His eyes were watery . I unbuckled his seat belt . I reached over to undo Jays jean shorts . As soon as the zipper was down he rushed to get out of the van .Everyone except Casey complained that we stopped for Jay to use the bathroom , but I'd do it in a heartbeat for them if they needed me to. " Anyone else need to go ? " . “ Nope". “ No ". " I'm okay ."Yea ". “ No". Nope "." Yep". Everyone who left soon returned to the van . Everyone except for Jay . I could hear him from here . " FUCK ! Haa aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhaaaa ughhhhgggghhhhhh " Jay moaaned . “ All set ? " Jay looked like he was embarrassed . “ You okay man ? " " Yea I'm okay but I started in my underwear " Jay whispered . " Well I see you managed to make it the rest of the way " . “ Did you want to trade places again ? ” . “ No , what if I end up in the same situation again ? ” . “ If you don't mind it ". “ No , I don't mind , I hope that you don't end up in the same situation again ".
I drove about another 2 hours . We got out at a beach . The cool sea water felt great on my hot skin . I watched the boys frolic in the waves . I zoned out and watched Brad and Jay . I never thought of them as hot but for some reason Jay was incredibly hot to me. I was standing in waist deep . I'd waded out before zoning out . I'm watching Jay splash Brad and Tristan in the face . The next thing I knew I was under water . I'd been swept away . I managed to surface , I was quite a bit away from the others . " NOVI LAY ON YOUR BACK AND DON'T MOVE !" Jay yelled. I layed on my back in an x . The waves must have carried me out just a little bit further than the center of the beach . Jay and Brad were coming to get me . I floated around in my x formation . Jay reached for my wrist . I guess I'd went into a state of shock Brad and Jay held onto me bringing me back to the sand . Meantally I was there at the same time I wasn't but physically I couldn't move even though I wanted to . . “ Why isn't Nova moving ?" Phoenix asked . “ Should one of you give Nova mouth to mouth resuscitation ? " Gemma asked . “ Maybe yea, which one of us ? She's libel to knock the one who does into next week ". “ Well do you want a black eye , Jay ? " Brad asked . “ No , do you Brad ?" Jay asked .
“ No , I don't want to have a black eye , it might not be so hot with the ladies ". Ya know , I voluntell you because you're a lot taugher than I am Jay ". Sabrina flipped her hair Oh, Casey isn't your brother the greatest and Brad ?" "Fine I'll do it " Jay said . I started coughing , I sat up . " NO DON'T ! I'm fine Jay " " I guess that Nova don't want your lips on her. I punched Brad . “ YEEOUTCHYYYY".
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