Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

   So this is not my joke, I can not take credit for it but I thought I'd share it with everyone. Ready?
     A koala swims across the sea and lands in California. When he arrives, a lady walks up to him and ask,"hey, would you like a date for tonight?"  The koala gets all excited and replies with a "Yes!" So they go to a bar and get drunk end up at a hotel to have sex, and once they are done the koala gets up to leave. As he does the lady questions his intentions and asks "hey are you forgetting something?' the koala replies with a no as the lady says "uhm well I'm a prostitute.'when the koala says "I'm sorry, I don't know what that is!" The lady proceeded to say "well look that up" as the koala does it reads**A PERSON WHO SELLS THEMSELVES FOR MONEY**  so the koala replies to the lady "Well I'm a koala so, look that up!?" So the lady does and it reads** AN ANIMAL THAT EATS BUSHES AND LEAVES **