Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

Prologue

I have a problem.

A pretty big problem.

No one takes me seriously.

I mean,I wouldn't take myself seriously either, but it's suuuper annoying!

I have the appearance and personality of a child (works for kids half off deal at restaurants hehe)

It has its pros and cons though, but the one thing I hate the most is that nobody takes me seriously.

They think I'm a child and try to find my parents.

When people find out my true age they beat me up.

But unlike them I can kick their @$$#$ all the way.

I'm a black belt in karate, master of many weapons , manipulative, grandmaster elite in magic, and a whole Lotta $hit and insecurities all tied into one big bundle of crap.

I love it to the fullest cause I'd get my @$$ handed to me if I didn't.

I don't care really though, I'm an adult (barely into consideration that I am) and I must act my age even though I'm nineteen and feel like I'm three hundred.

Uuuugh, I'm screwed.


Chapter 1

Mitra, a large continent surrounded by the ancient torom ocean. 
East of it lies Cantram a small island...