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Kim Jong Un is envious of Fake President's new propagandist

Believe it or not, the following are verbatim quotes from Anthony Scaramucci, T's new Communications Director, in the first three days of his tenure.  No wonder Spicer resigned in disgust. Warning: have a barf bag nearby.

"there is a disconnect between how we see the president and love the president and perhaps how some of you (press) see the president."  

"I think he has some of the best political instincts in the world, perhaps in history."

"He's done a phenomenal job for the American people".

"I love the president and am very loyal to the president, I love the misson that the president has."

"the people love the president."

"the president has really good karma, he is genuinely a wonderful human being."

"I've seen the president throw a dead spiral through a tire, I've seen him standing in Madison Square Garden, in a top coat, standing in the key, he's hitting foul shots, he's swishing them, he sinks 3' putts".

"the president is a winner."

"the most savvy person in the White House is the president."

"I love the president, he's phenomenal with the press."

"he's a great communicator and unbelievable politician."

"I know he's picking up 300 thousand followers a day, God bless him."

"it's been a very successful life experience for President Trump to be President Trump."

I think we should ready ourselves for the inevitable " the president shot 18 hole in ones today while working". Yes, Kim Jong Un has just likely executed his propagandist for being second rate compared to the ass licking Scaramucci.