Facebook's Toilet For Polished Turds Read Count : 28
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Sub Category : Self Help
All my writing starts with the journaling of a idea. Then i go into as much depth as i possible can on that subject. Remember a good poop will float, the good shit will stick! Then I simple polish those turds up until their nice and shiney, transformed from rant to premise. Twas the deification of a golden nugget during a shit storm.For myself, the goal is to just keep ranting on the subject try to hit all the angles and points of views. What starts as journaling, note taking, and rambling satire, hardly entertaining enough for me to reread then edit. I cut the useless fat and the mundane simply strains away. What's left behind are just some nuggets. Raw nuggets in need of a proper polishing and a coherent train of thoughts and connecting nuggets. Now it has value, a nugget of wisdom. A Golden Nugget.It's easy to rant about a memes or a dumb post and come up with something clever in retort.. Also a great practice exercise is to build your case and experimenting with different written debate techniques, either in the comments or with myself in my notes. Regardless my satire heavy writing style is bound to produce some cheeky word plays, sarcastic analogies, and a overflow of my own consciousness to comb threw and make presentableI will take all my Facebook rantings, troll like comments, absurd debates, and all of my arrogant points. Elaborate on each topic in depth, with the intentions to link many topics together for a overall narrative arc. A spplattering of random thoughts, sewed together for a web of intriguing writings. Specifically framed to illustrate my clever points for a diagnostic analysis of my whatever Grand subjects in the works.. Transforming my obsessively relentless shit posts into something of actual substance. A work of writing, rather than incoherent rantings. A beginning, and a conclusion for the subject in question. Feels more legitimate to me than my Facebook preaching.It's my stepping off point, my home base for collecting random thoughts and ideas for my short topical writing. Then when i get the wheels moving and my creative juices flowing. I'll switch my focus from just my random thoughts to the larger project. I will say this with out any doubt in my mind. I've come up with my best jokes, most clever points and, elegant debate strategies. They were then fused with the madness of modern people's opinions on the absurdity of the world and life as we know it.Egotistically holding my statements to that of the word of God, or God like written wisdom. Unexpectedly a overwhelmingly real feeling of despair will spread threw me, my mind, my soul, my body, as I'm trolling the webs for a deep and complex conversation. Fishing for intriguing thoughts and ideas, using my cleverly worded shit posts as bait for a fellow oddball thinker. While the average post is dramaticly mundane and predictable, lacking all evidence of human intelligenc or a shred of individual uniqueness. All of which must be accounted for, the Transcended and equally the Retarded.I'm taking a role as a front row spectator, as a drama seeking civilian, with my sarcasticly pessimistic narration of the collective's random thoughts as well as the supposedly intellectual ideas vomited from the masses. The rambling zeros to the well spoken heros, equally held in contempt.When i scroll threw Facebook without fail, always something that will fuel my rage and my need to comment. Venting threw written word, I'm simultaneously creating a database of my thoughts and analytical criticisms. A collection of different beliefs, codes of conducts, written wisdoms, self-help philosophies, disciplined behaviours, and structured manifestos. The growth of my one true passion project.The Diary of Jewls.