Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

"So, tell me..." The man leaned over the counter, hands propped under his chin, "How did you die?"

Jason leaned forward and pressed his lips against the bartender's lips.

Startled, the bartender jumped back, almost knocking over the wine racks behind him. A look of perplexity flashed across his wizened face, as though he couldn't believe the absurdity of what just transpired. 

Jason smiled sweetly. "That's why." 

The man raised a bushy eyebrow quizzically. 

"I kissed the wrong person," Jason explained, "without her consent. Her boyfriend cracked my skull open."