Category : Poems

Sub Category : N/A

Folks call
me by
the name
"Quick Squik"
and love
the fact
I'm built 
like a
Hardwick
out of
Eastwick

I'm never
mistaken
for being 
a lipnick
toothpick
thats a 
dipstick

A lot 
of times
I get
to believin'
I'm a 
bauliwick
thats skilled
with pen
and pad
like a
Kubrick
eastlick
magnifique
sensific
papernick
with a tongue 
thats glossitic

sad to
say it
but I
got a
demon thats
like a
sidekick
it knows
how to
use any
magic trick
and is 
as slick
as a 
pandwick
pickwick

I know
I'm in 
a glick
with a 
spirit thats 
toxaemic
smells
sulphuaric
and thinks
like a
Medemblick
thats triassic

It carry's
on like
a ghost
left by
a Mosambik
out to
haunt the
Morowick
that thinks 
he's a 
Herwick
that should 
be wearing 
lipstick
and pushing 
an old
broom stick

The little
dupee always
gets me 
feelin' like
a technoliphilc
Klickovic
thats a
homesick
Headwick

At least
I ain't no
evil Captain 
Smithwick
out to
get folks
seasick
by havin'
a sick 
Rick
tend ship
with a 
sleepy dick
yet still
real quick
with a 
lick
when chasin' 
after every 
chick
thats  thick

I also 
know I
dont act
like an
ostpolitic 
Vandyck
into a
Barwick
click
that thinks
they gotta
know every
card trick
yet can't
keep a
wick
lit at 
the end 
of a 
candle stick

There's just
no way
I could
be a
politic
prick
thats a
linwick
chiliastic
Peacnick
schtick
thinkin' 
lifes a
picnic

Heck
I'm cool
with being
a hick
thats unlike 
any mic
you see 
in a flick

I'm like
a kid 
that likes
to play 
on a 
pogo stick
and a
man thats 
a builder
who uses 
adobe brick

I always
gotta have
a smoke
thats lit
by a
fresh bic
even so
I dont 
snick 
like a
Nick
and I'm
not about
to play 
around with 
a capstick
lookin' to
get a 
kick

I dont 
wear no
pitstick
and I
like to 
wash up
in a crick
Just like 
a Hartwick 
or my
good friend
Vick Zwick
a guy
the Lord 
above decided
to handpick

Yep they 
call me
Quick Squick
born with
toes known
as syndactylic
I got
a devil
I can't
kick
feedin' on
me like
a tick
and I'm
a real
slippery  dick
slap stick
lipidic
impolitic
polyeidic
lunatic
who owns
an old
swagger stick