Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

Oftentimes, I get myself jammed up in awkward situations that are preventable. I am my own worst enemy and it's a result of my own self-inflicted behaviours. Lack of impulse control would best describe it.
It's one of those things where I act before I think and it's like "oppsie daisy I did it again!"😂 Now that's my brain when I fail to take my medicine. Like, who didn't know that?😂 
I was diagnosed with ADHD at the young age of six. Subsequent to the diagnosis, I felt like I was different than everyone else because of it. Why? Because I struggled immensely to acquire good grades in school when my fellow students did with no issues. Soon after, my doctor treated me and put me on Ritalin. Back in the early 1980's there wasn't Adderall or Vyvanse yet so that was the only option for treatment. It worked and I was able to focus on my school work, concentrate without distractions and my grades improved. Thereafter I learned to accept it, work through it, live with it, crack jokes and laugh about it, just to make the best of it.
Im some cases, Individuals who were diagnosed with childhood ADHD outgrow the disorder by the time they approach adulthood. Then here's me, still ADHD as hell and when I fail to take my medicine I have a difficult time focusing on what I'm going to do next or what I'm "OH look at that cat, did you see that grey cat over there?😂  Oh, sorry I got distracted. Let me apologize now for my actions later.😂
Have you ever heard of PROCRAFTINATING??? Yes, it's when you're working on a crafty project when you should be picking up the kids from school, making dinner, or doing laundry or something like that. 😅
So my train of thought left the station without me. That only means one thing? I guess I'm stuck waiting for the next one. 😂
My ADHD makes it hard for me to focus and focus and it sounds like hocus pocus and I really like magic a whole lot, abracadabra, hahaha.😂
You know you have ADHD when you don't realize that you've interrupted somebody until they get pissed off at you.😂
I wish I could sleep, but my ADHD kicks in and well  basically...one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, olé McDonald had a farm, heyyyyyy macarena!😂
2019 Goals - To accomplish the goals of 2018, which I should have done in 2017 because I made a promise to do so in 2016 that I planned in 2015.😂