Category : Stories

Sub Category : Romance

Marion Parkes suspected something was a little off when her ample mother tried to shoot her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly considerate elf, Mike Russell, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Mike proved to be deranged and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with jogging. Marion soon learnt that Mike had taken an oath never to hug a human being.
When Marion's ample mother is injured in an unfortunate accident, Marion realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Mike's long nose and giant feet, Marion finds herself falling for the elf. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a goblin appears before Marion and warns her of a darkness within Mike. The goblin gives Marion the damp pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a considerate elf.
Will Marion find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)