Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

Me: i.hate.u
Hoodie: y???🧐
Me: cuz, u left my phone off charge...

Hoodie:😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

Me: you left It on purpose?!😡😡😡


Hoodie: yes ma'am 😆

Me: 🤬 u!!!

Hoodie: I telling slendy!!!😭😭😭

Me: you sound like toby...😆😆😆

Hoodie: you sound like masky...

Me: touché

Hoodie:🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Me: again, I.hate.u

Hoodie: I love you too!!!😆

Me: wait wut?!😆🤣😆🤣

Hoodie: y u bully me 😭😭😭

Me: shut up...

Slenderman: LMBO!!🤣🤣🤣
Me: wait wut....😶


Hoodie: 😶0//////0
Me: ...
Hoodie: slendyyyyyyy EM is being mean to me !!!!!
Slenderman: and I don't blame her and idc either Brian
Hoodie: shut it!😡😡😡


Ticci Toby: haha!!!


Ticci Toby: Hoodie and Ecliptic sittin' ina tree....


Me: p-u-k-e-i-n-g!😫🤢🤮


Slenderman: wait...why did hoodie have Ecliptic Melody's phone???🤔

Me: so he can look up something cuz his wàs ded and he nevee put my phone back on charge.


Slenderman : oh...


Hoodie: srry😞


Me: it's okie..🤗


Hoodie: ....--/////////--



Hoodie: so.......



Sally: sup b🤬🤬🤬s!!!



Slenderman: Sally where exactly did you learn that word?!😠😠😠



Sally: well masky says it alot!



Me, Hoodie, and Toby: rule number 1, never listen to masky...



Sally: o..



Slenderman: oh for the love of Zalgo, everyone knows to never listen to Tim when it comes to that Sally!!!



Me: but the problem is, no one loves Zalgo.


Zalgo: extept for Lazari!



Lazari: I still luv Daddy even though he smells very fuzzy and is sometimes a little mean... everyone should luv Daddy!



Lazari: you guys are just mean.



Lazari: 🤬holes




Hoodie: alright kid you did that on purpose!



Me: wait how did you get our phone numbers?!



Zalgo: easy, it's called hacking, child!



Me: oh....