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I hate shorts and I'll tell you why.
my legs are so pale, they'd light up the sky. My legs are like beacons, as bright as the day. I bet they could see them in Uruguay. I hate shorts because I'm a bit fool, I really should wear them to try to stay cool. Guess I'm self conscious of these spotlights called legs. Turn off those lights! my neighbors will beg. And here I am, in the heat of the day, mowing my lawn, sweating away. So what am I doing for comfort? Yep, you guessed it. Wearing shorts.
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