Category : Stories

Sub Category : Adventure

This is the story of how I Lost my name. Maria where are you'' I can't let her find me I ran farther and farther into the woods I saw a light and being who I am I ran towards it . I was back where I began I bumped into a businessman. "Hey kid this is a 300$ suit and you ruined it with your child dirt". "Well its pretty tacky and it looks like 5 rats threw it up so I think everyone here is glad its taken care of."This is why I hate kids they are disrespectful and rude run along you you retch". "well excuse me your highness ".I ran after I said those things and now I'm here in this world why just why am I here a huge voice loud and proud answers my question. "Are you Maria Fitzgerald" . "Yes and whose asking" . "The buyer of your name ". "What do you mean my name belongs to me so what are you talking about". "I'm talking about how you were so rude that I took your name and it now belongs to me and your new name is Ea so I now own you". This is how my story began.

"Can't I earn it back because it explains so much about me you can't take that away Mr takeaway you can't do that". "Can and did little Ea now go fetch me a decaf mocha latte from dunkin donuts and also my name isn't Mr takeaway it's Mr fratter". "1st of all you have bad taste in coffee you should always get it from Starbucks 2nd of all you have a weird last name that's probably why you don't have a wife".