SATAN Ranks Religion For Tolerance Read Count : 69

Category : Stories

Sub Category : Drama

I, SATANOPEDIAOLOGY, is happy with my come back. I am not a poet but a revolutionist, who is interested in revolting against the odds of the society. So I after remembering my hero SATAN and after getting possessed by him entered the religion places. 

                                                When I entered a church, the crucified JESUS came out of the cross and embraced me and felt happy that the mighty SATAN has come to his place. He sat with me and after the prayer I felt like leaving, so CHRIST walked till the door once again embraced me and bid bye. SATAN FELT HIGHLY PLEASED BY THIS ACT OF HIS, even the people were polite and were immersed in their thoughts and prayers. So SATAN really felt happy. 

                           Next SATAN decides to go inside a mosque. HE selected mecca. HE WORE HIS BLACK SUIT walked towards the way of the mosque and suddenly HE was stopped by a Islamic follower. That person gathered other followers and all rounded the mighty SATAN. SATAN decided to finish of the entire people whoever decided to stop HIM. Suddenly a man in pure white dress stopped the mob and came towards the SATAN and consoled the mob that he would send back the MEN IN BLACK. SATAN wasn't interested but that person's eyes requested HIM and so SATAN along with that men left the street and reached the end of the road. The MEN IN WHITE was non other than the great Islamic prophet MUHAMMAD. He said, "ALLAH SENT ME HERE O GOD SLAVE, Please go back from this place because here this community doesn't allow others to come into their place. I seek pardon on their behalf, please forgive them." SATAN embraces the prophet and heads towards the country of India to test the next religion.

                             SATAN enters into a temple. People look at HIM differently because of HIS dress and HIS black boots. The group of people stop him on the steps and enquire HIM about his identity and afterwards they feel that HE MUST BE AN OTHER RELIGION PERSON AND AS A RESULT OF THIS, THEY FEEL HE HAS SPOILT THE PURITY OF THE TEMPLE AND ASK HIM TO PAY CERTAIN AMOUNT AS COMPENSATION AND TO CONDUCT A CLEANING CEREMONY. Before SATAN could lose HIS cool, a beautiful lady comes and stops the mobs and afterwards the mob salutes her and leave both the SATAN and that lady till their car. On enquiring SATAN comes to know that THE LADY WAS THE PRINCESS OF THAT PROVINCE. So SATAN decides to travel with that lady and after sometime the car vanishes and the beautiful lady turns into a goddess and embraces SATAN. SATAN recognises her, she says, "Here the condition is more terrible than the Arabic country. So before coming to this place inform me. Alright." SATAN nodes his head and the goddess disappears.

                                      SATAN feels leaving CHRISTIANITY other religion are less tolerant and sometimes violent. So HE ranks CHRISTIANITY AS NO 1 in terms of tolerance and entry into the premises without any problem. 

Comments

  • Ghost Jack The Ferryman

    Ghost Jack The Ferryman

    you forgot quite a few so you really can't say anything in terms of rank

    May 23, 2019

  • Bobby  Peavy

    Bobby Peavy

    You have quite an imagination

    May 23, 2019

  • May 23, 2019

  • As usual great

    May 23, 2019

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