Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

Elvira looks at ma crack me arse bum bottox or butt

I go ya yer I take paper
I remember this 
.dear Ella I am rooked
 ma phones got cut off

The gas has been cut off and now the electric I am up to high jole with worry 
Could ya please lend me some doch 

Rab c Nesbit took refuge it's funny 

Rab c Nesbit calls  jimmy hill a wanker
Then he says he give him a glassgow kiss

Mary Doll Nesbitt goes Rab C Nesbitt don't ya talk to me Rab c Nesbit im sick of living like this look what ya done to ma duvet it burnt to a crisp with his fag ends ciggerette ends