The Man Read Count : 55

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The man realized that he was the very last human being on the planet. He had a very hard time accepting this and was reaching for a cup of coffee when he heard a knock at the door. He got furious and went over opened the door and screamed, WHAT! Then he looked down to see a 7 eyed and  17-300 legged freak that was screaming because the man startled him. Then the freak had stopped screaming and then blinked then the man blinked and so on. Then the man abruptly slammed the door shut locked it and ran upstairs hid under his bed and sucked his thumb like a baby. The freak then let out a cackle and said, I will find you!. Once the freak had left the man came downstairs and finally drank his coffee.


Meanwhile, the freak was at his home called Freak Ville. He lived among all the other freaks. The smart freaks, the scientific freaks, and the athletic freaks. Our freak was a smart freak and his job was to find the very last human on earth take him to Freak Ville and to the chemistry department. Little did the man know that he was the only lonely man because he had escaped to space 2 years ago when a chemical was released. He didn’t know the freak was a human chemical dosed mutant. Then the athletic freaks went to go and capture the only lonely man. They decided to sneak in by the roof so they got a ladder climbed to the roof and went down the chimney. They tied him gagged him and put him in a sack. Once they got to the chemical department located in Freak Ville they let him out of the sack and untied him and took the gag out. He started screaming and punching and even crying mostly because the smart freaks had better self-defense then he did. Then he finally took a look around and noticed it was his previous job and home town before he moved. He asked them why did you take me to Florida and they said. This, not Florida it is Freak Ville. He then remembered why he had moved in the first place because 2 years ago he was living in Florida with his two kids and was given the job of mentoring and supervising a newbie.  The newbie didn’t take the job seriously and pushed a red button that said Don’t push. It launched a rocket that was full of highly rare toxic chemical. It was heading for space but hit an airplane and then was heading straight for town square where everyone apparently was because of a parade. The man grabbed his children and ran to the emergency space shuttle. They were hiding out in space while the chemical was spreading around the earth. Then the shuttle malfunctioned and he was back on Earth. No recollection of his kids, or what happened to them. He had forgotten about it for the year and a half it had happened. Then the freaks said if your ready can you push that button we need a human thumbprint. He pushed it and It launched a rocket that had the highly rare toxic chemical reversed so it will change them back and it hit a plane purposely placed there and hit town square and everyone was back to human form. 


While everyone was busy celebrating the return of mankind. The man realized he is still lonely he doesn’t have his kids or wife. Then the other humans came over and said we found these to floating in space a year ago they miss you. They were in some sort of escape pod. Dad! Now the man's life is perfect just the way it used to be.

Comments

  • Good one and pretty funny too.

    Jan 13, 2019

  • Blake Hench

    Blake Hench

    Not what I was expecting to read but great none the less.

    Jan 13, 2019

  • Jan 13, 2019

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