Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

Swansea News:
Today the Christmas stock is filling and no one has not got a Christmas tree 🎄. This time of year is not time for no money GET WORKING KIDS!

The news went on...
It's the 1st of December and Elfywych is full of elfs with suitcases 💼. As they say goodbye to their family 👪 they leave with a teleport. "their Such Nonsense!" cried Mrs Mango "Darling Eliot he's adorable!" cried Mrs Roberts. Many people were laughing because of the mischief they brung but someone wasn't. "Christmas? Dear you know christmas isn't real!" claimed Mrs Lewis "Move you stupid kids!". Mrs Lewis was a Bah Humbug and HATED Christmas ALOT, and hated her kids they were her maids for a good 5 years, nothing nice happened to Them. There was Kat Alan Anne Tyne and teal. "Keep  sgrubbing!"

It was the 2nd of December and Kat realised a small box with a small toy in it, well looked like! She walked toward as she opened the door, a pile of letters stickers and other things too! "AHHHHHHHHH ALAN, ANNE TYNE TEAL COME HERE! THERE'S A CHRISTMAS PRESENT AND THERE'S ONE FOR US ALL!" yelled kat in exitment! "EAKK!" yelled Alan.

Breaking news!
Elfs are in town and like usual causing mischief. a small family in Swansea have just got 5! More coming up next on Swansea News! Tax required defensy aplaid no payment or cost kids get working!