Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : YoungAdult

I was sitting on my rump outside looking at the woods, "ho you'd have  guessed, I kill two klu Klux dick heads and I get laid for it" I said to myself. Trisha was still asleep so I decide to go to some cave I found yesterday but didn't go in. As I was walking to the cave a I saw a klu Klux man running from my "mess". " ha... No doubt that poor basterds gonna tell his friends about that", I said to myself. 

I was at the cave  entrance, "finally", I said to myself. When I walked in I yeld out hello and to my  surprise... " hello, Ho's there". It sounded like a female," I'm not here to bother you, I gust wanted to explore a bit... ho are you", I said back in the dark cave. "I'm Cindy, you can come on in, it gets very BORING in here", she said back. 

I walked in the cave, I turned my flashlight on and tried to figure out ho is in here. "God I hope this  isn't a klu Klux trap", I said to myself. All of a sudden I was covers in this silver looking slime," WHAT THE FUCK", I yield. The slime got off of me and took a human female form," sorry, I gust like to have a lot of fun," she said. "So I'm  guessing your Cindy... What the fuck are you", I said to her. " I'm a slime, but not gust any slime, I'm a SILVER slime", she said. "And people call me crazy", I said. " hay wanna be  friends, I'm tired of being in this cave", she said as she hugged me with her slimy bodie. "Sure and also, I've got a  girlfriend", I said to her.

As we walked out we saw three klu Klux men outside," we gonna kill you cuz", the one with dreadlocks said. I pulled out my dessert eagle and shot all three of them dead before they could even get there guns out. "THAT WAS SO COOL", Cindy said as she was amazed. " thanks", I said to her. "WE ARE GONNA BE EPIC FRIENDS", she said. " GOD are you always this hyped", I said. She giggled and smiled while winking," YUP",. I  muttered to myself," what the fuck". THE END