
The EXTRA THICC Aku
Read Count : 138
Category : Books-Fiction
Sub Category : Comedy
Long ago in an EXTRA THICC land, I Aku the EXTRA THICC shape shifting demon unleashed an EXTRA THICC evil on it; but an EXTRA THICC samurai warrior wielding an EXTRA THICC sword stepped up to oppose me. Before the EXTRA THICC blow was struck, I throw open an EXTRA THICC portal to the future, were my evil is EXTRA THICC... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, went my alarm clock to wake me up. I slammed my extra thick alarm clock into extra thick pieces. I did some extra thick push ups and stretch's to wake me up some more. I went to an extra thick village and burned to the ground for fun. My phone was ringing, so I puuled it out to see ho was calling me. It was Demongo," what dose that extra thick fool want" I said to myself."Aku my lord, there is a party on jacks grave", he said."Ho is jack", I asked him," you know... The samurai you wanted dead, the one with the sword that can kill you", he said. It all flooded back in my extra thick head,"OH THAT JACK... I'd love to come and make it EXTRA THICC. After making that party extra thick, I went back home to sleep in my extra thick bed with my extra thick dreams 😂 END And remember "Stay calm and be EXTRA THICC" lol
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