Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Adventure

[MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE..SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE..]


*CAMERA ON AND ZOOMS IN..WHILE I PEE..*

WHAT THE F**K?! Seriously?! Now?!

*CAMERA NODS*

Can't you just wait? I'm halfway th-

*CAMERA SHAKES HIS HEAD*

Fine..but before that..let's recap the first one,a'ight?! now go..shoo..need to put back this little Johnson back in my pants..

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Done? That was fast..well,it's a short chapter anyway,yes?..now,part 2 huh?...ok,how do i begin..

*TILT THE CAMERA UP MANUALLY*

Bullet 2

As i walk back to my apartment,i can't help wondering..will all this lasts..or somehow,someway,someday there will be some kind of miracle..like a cure,a vaccine..developed by some geek scientists,funded by s**tty government thus saving the world from disaster..this does sound like movie plot,right?..and i'm looking at you Marc Forster..

*wink* 

"Man..what a day.."

i said as i throw my backpack to bed..my eyes scanning the room in case someone or "something" breaks in and nadá..To tell you the truth,this ain't my apartment..All i know that this place belongs to some Asian guy,a banker..who's already dead..right outside on the streets just a few days ago..pity..never got to know what his name is..

All things aside,this s**t ain't so bad..i mean it has a plasma tv and blue-ray where i can watch movies (i stole dvd's like everyday..need something to watch during free time..),an air-con and a fan,clean bathrooms..can foods in the kitchen (again...i stole it..love lasagna sauce though..)..it even have wifi's..i mean..damn..it can't get any better..

So anyway,here i am,about to open my favourite can food,red beans,and plays my favourite movie,Clockwork Orange...my phone rings..and i was like what the f**k? who the hell calls me?..

I mean seriously,who? no one knows my phone number...and anyone who does are already dead..

I picked it up and looks at the screen..a familliar name pops out..

"Emma Watson.."

*CAMERA ZOOMS IN*

Yeah..that Emma..the "Hermione Granger of Harry Potter" Emma..when did i gave her my phone number? maybe a few weeks back..when i save her from undead hordes..didn't know she still kept it..she must really looovveeee me....

*LOOKS AT CAMERA,RAISE MY EYEBROWS REPEATEDLY AND ANSWER IT..*

"What's up babe?"

*AGAIN..RAISING MY EYEBROWS...MAD BRO?"

"Now..yeah,I'm alone..yeah..sure..i'll pick you up..where?..okay..be there in..10 minutes..tops..ok,bye.."

*STAND UP AND HEADS TO SHOWER..*

What? i'm about to meet Emma Watson..so i have to freshen up..can't have S-E-X when we're not clean..Women hates that...

Quick question..Palmolive or Sunsilk?

*CAMERA ZOOMS OUT AND FADES..*

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*ME SLAPPING THE CAMERA BACK ON..TURNS OUT IT'S ALMOST OUT OF BATTERY..*

Oh hey..it works..so right now..i'm on my way to her house..or mansion as she calls it..and i hope this is important..since i skip my meal for this..

so i'm thinking..it might involve some spanking,leather pants and...red cherry...and that's why i brought this..

*SHOWS TO THE CAMERA A RUBBER DUCK*

Just in case..

*PERVERT MODE...LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AS I PRESS THE PEDAL AND THE CAR ROARS,SLICING THROUGH THE WIND..*

"Oh you're here!"

Emma hugs me as soon as i step out of the car..can't belive this..a celebrity hugs me,needs me..desperately...

*SMILES AT YOU GUYS..YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS,YES? NO? TOO BAD*

"I'm ready..you don't have to say anything..now..
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*SPREADING MY ARMS IN FRONT OF HER*

"TAKE ME TO HEAVEN BABY..."
*EMMA PAUSED A LITTLE..SHE LOOKS AT ME WEIRDLY..*

"What?"

*I STARE AT HER..*

"What what?"

*WE JUST STAND THERE..AWKWARDLY..*

"Okay,look...just forget it..the reason i call you is that i need your help..."

"My brother..."

"He's missing.."

What a drag...and here i'm hoping for some fun..

End of Bullet 2


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