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My mom's boyfriend is hilarious. We all know the saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Well, he would never talk if that was what he lived by. But what he says makes me laugh. He once told my sister he'd get her a pet bear, just so it would eat her! I laughed so hard! 
And he has this theory, that all insects (and things like them) are aliens. So there you have it, folks, aliens are already here and they live near us. We see these extraterrestrial beings every day. He is convinced that they came here before we were here because their planet was overpopulated.
How does my mom find such weird people? Oh, he also has a motorcycle but drives his kids to school in a minivan. Everything he does contradicts himself. I just can't with him...