The Bunty Read Count : 88

Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

It was 1976 and as a very young man for the first time the poor awl Bunty Mac saw a used Lady's sanitary towel, ah jaysus what's that Nick he asks? Sure I had to tell him about women's thing's, as he looked on wide eyed he got a bit upset only when I said, ah sure all women get that at the end of the month, even your own mammy. Well feck me I never heard nothing like that before and do you know what I thought says the Bunty, sure I thought they were yokes a make up artist used to wipe off make up and fake blood.

The Bunty Mac was a very fast learner because a year later we were in a night club in London and here was the Bunty dancing with the best looking woman I ever saw, for jaysus sake if she were anymore beautiful, she'd be ugly. Never mind Charlie's angels this one was nicer than those three taped together, in her tight drainpipe jeans and white see through blouse and she could move. 

The Bunty was oblivious to the pure eeijit he was making of himself trying to impress herself the best looking woman in the club. He was wearing a black leather jacket it had so much chrome and silver badges and chains that every time he moved he rattled like a tinker's cart, but he was mouldy drunk and thought he was great. He danced a bit like that lad Joe Cocker waving his arms up and down his body like he was trying to wipe slime off his body, and shaking his head and mop of blonde hair like a mad man in a padded cell.I think the rejection he got from herself that night got to him because from the following Friday evening he always got the number 9 bus to the Elephant and Castle, and back again, just because it went around a bend and had to wait at the road works for ten minutes, which happened to be opposite the lady's hockey pitch, who happened to play a match at that time every Friday evening.

Even when I tried to coakes him out of it by saying, sure soon I heard they will have to wear gumshield's, shoulder pads, and helmets, who will want to look at them then?

I don't care as long as they keep wearing short skirts I will be on the number 9 bus.

Comments

  • Jul 19, 2018

Log Out?

Are you sure you want to log out?