Category : Diary/Journal

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Me seeing a cute animal: OH MY GOD SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHILD I MUST PROTECT YOU!!!!!! *pterodactyl screech*
Me seeing an actual person: *hissing* *scratching* *glare*
Person approaches-
Me: RUN AWAY! IT'S ATTACKING! *runs in circles* *gets tired* *falls* I *huff* need *huff* to *huff* exercise more.