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I just heard, as people are saying, Fake President tweeted the word "covfefe" last night in a fit of infatuated bliss. 

It turns out "covfefe" is Fake President's pet name for Putin, the guy who helped franchise him into the Oval office. 

Now Fake President is hard at work to lay pet names on the others who helped him. Rebekah & Robert Mercer (Cambridge Analytica), Julian Assange and Guccifer 2.0. 

Hang in there guys, Fake President is totally focused on this "pet project" as he has Boy Wonder, Jared Kushner, handling all that other bothersome day to day stuff. What could possibly go wrong?


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