COMEDY CUT INSOMNIA Read Count : 125

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So I do this thing where I stay up all night and come morning I feel like death smacked me over the head with a two by four. 😂

It's funny how my days start out backwards...I wake up tired and go to bed awake. 😂

Never go to bed mad, stay up all night and fight. 😂

Hmmmm I wonder if a person with insomnia can be charged with  "resisting a rest?" 😂

That moment when you're sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your like "just kidding." 😂

Insomnia improves your math skills, you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you "FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW." 😂

That awkward moment when you can't fall asleep at night and continue to change positions like a mentally challenged walrus. 😂

Insomnia - the art of falling asleep as soon as your alarm goes off to start the day. 😂

Insomnia sufferers - look at the bright side, only three more sleeps till Christmas. 😂

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. 😂

I don't always worry about the future, but when I do, it's 4am and I'm trying to sleep. 😂

Comments

  • Jun 07, 2018

  • it makes sense but I think your starting sentence needs a bit more work.

    Jun 07, 2018

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