Category : Stories
Sub Category : Comedy
One day, Death decided to take a small vacation. He decided to go to Canada. There was one thing in particular he wanted to see.
Death opened a hole in space and time right next to one of Canada's many lakes. He hops out, and closes it. He summons a pair of binoculars.
He looked though them for quite some time, yet couldn't figure out how to use them (He had actually left the lens covers on). He tossed them into some other dimension.
Death walked right up to the beach. He pulled a loaf of bread from an alternate universe, and started tossing large chunks onto the sand.
This was a mistake.
The reason he came to Canada came racing down the beach in a large gaggle, hissing and squawking.
It was a stampede of geese.
Death attempted to touch one, and only managed to get bit. He thought he'd like geese more. After all, they both enjoy terrorizing people.
Death decided he's had enough of this 'vacation'. He headed back home, travelling through space and time.
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Authors comment
I thought I'd try something more light-hearted. I hope y'all enjoyed!
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