Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

P. S: this story is quite stupid I just think it is funny so if it does not make sense for you then sorry.. This may or may not be short too.. 


LONG AGO,  which was yesterday,  or was it?? Oh wait... no it is not... 
239 years and 2 days ago, I was not even born. I was young at that time, probably 0 years old.BACK TO THE STORY,  there lived a man.  he was not an ordinary typical man, BUT THE MAN!  everyone loved the man for who he was. He was dumb and gullible. People always yelled him for literally everything. They used him as toilet paper,  a toilet flush... a phone.... everything.  But the man just did not care.. he like the way people called him THE MAN so he didn't care. But one fine day,  HE WAS REALLY MAD for the first time (in forever(the frozen song)). HE WAS MAD AT A COW.. HE LOOKED CLOSELY AT IT TO KICK IT BUT INSTEAD TO REALISE THAT IT WAS A FEMALE!! The man made a huge mistake and realised he should not have looked at the female cow for it was UGLY and it was not giving milk.  He apologised and said that he promised to never do that again.. 
BUT THEN,  both of them suddenly heard a noise and in fright, looked at each other. "oh my JUMPING BUTTERBALLS! " i looked at your face, both of them SHRIEKED in unison. Their cute-looking ugly potato faces matched and they winced at the sight of the ugliness, unbearable!!  But then,  when they looked at each other, their minds CHNAGED COMPLETELY...DIFFERENT THOUGHTS FLUTTERED FROM THE SKY AND FELL BACK DUE TO GRAVITY... The man cursed the gravity formats gravittiness (if that is a word)  and they..... 


Story end! Hope that built up the suspense for the next part!!  Bye!!  STAY TUNE FOR PART 2!!