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Fake President is deeply concerned and upset about intel leaks coming out of his administration. He says the leakers must be identified and punished as per his resonse to PM May on the Manchester bombing suspect leak.

Indeed, some top secret, word coded intel, of the most sensitive secret classification level, was recently divulged to autocratic foreign leaders, Vladimer Putin and Rodrigo Duterte. An Israeli undercover agent was exposed to the Russians and Duterte was told the location of two of our nuclear submarines.

This leaking is a travesty said Fake President. Then someone reminded him that he was the one who leaked this highly sensitive intel. "Never mind", said Fake President. "Whatever I leak is no longer classified". Yea, whatever. Tell that to the family of the dead spy. You shithead!