Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

Corny one: What's the difference between ground beef and pea stew? You can ground beef, but you can't pee stew!


*this is not a true story* 
So I've only been to Dairy Queen twice in my 10 years of existence, and when I saw that the blizzards are so thick that they don't spill, I thought it was cool. I tapped my brother on the shoulder and he basically just watched me spill my milkshake all over the floor.


*also not true*

I was at vid con and saw an attractive man with his back facing me. He turned around and I saw irish... he had a potato and said " FREE POTATO!!" jeez his voice cracked like crazy. I finally realized who it was and stole the potato from his hand. He chased me all the way home and said " give me that potato" I said, " no, Sean McLoughlin." He stated and ran away. "Keep it!" And that's how I ate my first vegatable.