Category : Stories

Sub Category : Drama

Another boring day at work and I was just exhausted. Dealing with angry customers, my boss being pissed because she didn't have her coffee and my co-workers always complaining about their own personal lives, I was about to walk out and give the middle finger. The only problem is that my girlfriend needed my car to get to work because her car broke down, which really sucks because I really wanted to go take a nap in my car on break. And so I called her I was like, "Babe you outta work yet?" Now normally she gets off at 2 and it was around 2 already. So then she's like, "Yeah babe I'm off already so I'll be there in a few minutes." So then I told her I loved her and then I hung up but right after I did my boss was furious and wanted to talk to me in her office for a sec. So she made me sit down and when she sat down at her desk to face me she gave me a mean look and asked me what my problem was. I didn't understand, so she elaborated that on my break last Friday I put the Kool-Aid pitcher back in the fridge empty. I told her I didn't remember but after calling me a liar I then said I was too lazy to put it in the sink. She screamed at me at the top of her lungs and when she was getting ready to attack me I ran out of the building. As I was running babe texted me and told me she was outside. So I'm running as fast as I can and babe was right by the door. I then hop in the car and tell babe to floor it and she's like, "Why??" And I yelled, "JUST DO IT!!" Just as my boss seemed gone, she caught up in her twin turbo Mustang. She tried to run us off the road but unfortunately was unsuccessful. My girlfriend tried to speed up but she couldn't go any faster. She tried to hit the car a few more times but became increasingly more angrier. She then pulled to the side window and told me to pull over, followed by a couple of slurs. After I refused, she took out her son's Nerf Gun and started shooting at us. I rolled up my window and as she kept shooting I then noticed a red button by the glove compartment. When I pushed it, the car started making over 1,000 hp and revving high at 7,500 rpm. Once we left her I then pushed another button where it activated little turrets that came out of the rear bumpers and started shooting at her tires. She then spun out of control and crashed into a stop sign. We managed to get away undamaged, as I took a few deep breaths before realizing that I lost my job. Afterwards, she ultimately fell into a deep depression and was forced to eat a big bowl of ice cream and watch romantic movies. Following this, she also went to court with her ex-husband and lost custody of her two children and she was forced to pay child support. One night as she was going to the gas station to get a pack of smokes in her rental car, she pushed her slow ass Nissan Versa to the floor out of anger and ultimately crashed into another stop sign, where she was then pulled over  by the cops and got arrested and convicted of a DUI and sentenced to 5 years in prison with a $250,000 fine. So yeah, I ended up getting fired from my job anyway, so I scored a job as a janitor at a nursing home. Well, that's a good way to lose your job. Peace ✌