A Very Interesting Story (I'm A Terrible Liar.) Read Count : 200

Category : Stories

Sub Category : Drama
So I woke up on a sunny day where I first had to have my cereal. Unfortunately, mice got into the cereal box, so I had to throw it away. I look in the fridge to realize that I had no milk. I considered making the classic breakfast like eggs, sausage and bacon but I am a terrible cook. One time I slightly burnt the eggs and it tasted horrible. Another time I made a huge mess and the food came out sloppy. I had to throw it all away. And so I never cooked again since then. I normally don't drink coffee because I don't like the way it tastes, so I figured that my best option was to go to McDonalds. But then I thought about it and said, "Wouldn't it just be cheaper if I go to the dollar store and just get milk and cereal?" I was totally right. The only problem is the milk that the dollar store sells. Even before the expiration date for some reason it has a funny smell and taste to it. So, I went and drove to Wal-Mart. But on the way there I saw my good friend and I raced his 2016 Camaro SS with my 2010 Impala. Of course he whooped me so bad, but it was mainly for fun. So I get to Wal-Mart and I'm like debating on what kind of cereal to get. So I'm there for a good 5 minutes tryna pick what I want. I knew I wanted a big box so I had to choose one of the big boxes. Eventually after my mom called, I got frustrated and just picked whatever. I ended up throwing a big box of Lucky Charms in the cart. So I went and got the milk which was like a dollar something. And so when I was getting ready to pay, I thought about getting something to snack on. I was thinking maybe some beef jerky or skittles but instead I went back and got two big packs of frosted sugar cookies. I then got a Gatorade also. After leaving the store I then regretted the extra stuff I bought, especially since I went and checked the bank only to have $0.80 in there. And I was low on gas. No worries tho. I ended up asking my mom for $20 which only got me half a tank. Well, after I got home, I fell in love with my cereal. I ended going on a vacation to the Mall of America with my box of cereal and we had such a good time. Unfortunately after two weeks, the cereal was all gone. I tried to give it CPR but there was no sign of life. I ended up buying another box afterwards and I was thinking, "Maybe we should go to Hawaii next.. You in Babe?" I don't know if she wants to go, but well see. Peace ✌

Comments

  • Apr 23, 2018

  • Rob Gomez

    Rob Gomez

    Lol very creative

    Apr 23, 2018

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