Category : Poems

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One day I was challenged to come up with a connection between disappearing socks, global warming, and an imminent alien invasion. My response went something like this:

Socks disappearing is mysterious.
Mysterious, mystery, mystery machine.
The mystery machine is occupied by Scooby doo.
Scooby is a dog.
Dogs chase cats.
Cats dig in trash cans.
That might knock down the trash.

Here's where global warming comes in:

What's similar between global warming and split trash?
They're both bad for the environment.
An environment is like an ecosystem.
Ecosystems house organisms.
Aliens are organisms.

So why would they invade? Simple:

Each day 1,000 random socks appear on the planet Zigobah.
This is quite annoying.
Now set aside the zeros because they're worth nothing.
Take the one and put it on its side.
Now its a line. _
Now use the three zeros to multiply the line by three.
Three lines make a triangle. 🔺
A triangle is a magical artifact that is a strong source of power.
It is also the strongest shape in nature.
And what do pissed aliens do with power?
WAR!!!