Category : Stories

Sub Category : Comedy

"Hello who is this?"
"What I am?"
"Ok really, who are you?"
"..."
"I'm calling the police if you don't answer"
"I'm a rebel without cause!"
"Why are you calling from a phone booth Todd?"
"... For narniaAaAaAaAaAa" 
-Hangs up-
I walk out of the phone booth while happily jumping over traffic cones, which are placed by the ice cream shop, which is by the worlds largest ice cube factory. Coincidences, or am I making this up? Well if this doesnt get you I will croak.
 
            
           





MEMES don't scroll or you will die, leave the story.













   
    You scrolled
            As punishment you will figure out a dark truth, 




You cannot breath with your tongue.



Put your tongue back in your mouth.