Category : Stories

Sub Category : Romance

Red Riding Hood was an 18 year old red headed freckle face lady living in the woods. She always had so much stress and worries, but she always knew how to relax. The answer was simple. A big bowl of ice cream containing smarties and flake. Red Riding Hood also had a lover named Ken. He was very muscular and very tanned. He won the Mr Muscle Man 3 times in a row. Ken had a secret of his own and only Red Riding Hood knew it.  The secret was that Ken was about to leave the beautiful blonde Barbie for a red headed freckle face named Red Riding Hood.Red Riding Hood could never understand what Ken saw in her. She wasn't pretty and always smelling like fire cause of always fetching wood with Ken and making fire.Barbie always smelt like Britney Spears perfume.

One day while Ken was in the woods with Red Riding Hood he decided it's time to break it off with bombshell Barbie. Ken wanted to whatsapp Barbie but to call her was better

Next Moment.......

Barbie's iPhone6 rings and she get's super excited cause it's handsome Ken.
"Hi Ken, iv'e been been expecting your call, and Ken responds:"Hi Barbie, we have to talk!" Barbie wonders whats going on. Barbie asks Ken: "Ken are you okay?" Ken replies: "Yes, i'm fine thanks!" 
Barbie asks Ken: "Would you like to come over?" and Ken says: "I was actually thinking we could meet at Red Riding Hood's cabin in the woods!"Barbie replies: "No problem, see you there! Bye now!"

Barbie wonders if she should take her paintball gun and decides to take it cause it is in the woods afterall. Never know what to expect and she's also wearing takkies made with stiletto heels. So many scary wild animals in the woods.

Meanwhile.......

Ken rushes back to the cabin to tell Red Riding Hood his plan of breaking it off with Barbie. Red Riding Hood is still shocked that a muscular man wants her. "But anyway, who cares she thinks!" Next moment Ken's Nokia 8320 rings and it's Barbie. Ken answers the phone and says: "Hi Barbie, where are you?" Barbie answers:"I'm in the woods near the cabin!" Ken's heart is jumping cause he knows Barbie's crazy side. Ken responds:"Okay see you in a bit!"

Next Moment......

Barbie runs through the door thinking that Ken will stand with his arms wide open but that didn't happen. Barbie was shocked. The guy that used to receive her with open arms just dissappeared. Barbie grabs Ken and says:"Oh honey, iv'e missed you so much lately!"Ken steps back and says:"We have to talk Barbie!" Barbie replies:"Okay, I'm all ears!"Ken says: "Our relationship isn't working for me anymore!"Barbie looks at Ken with such big eyes flooded with tears.  Ken says:"I'm sorry Barbie, but there's someone else!" Barbie cries and responds:"I thought you loved me!"Even though Ken felt sorry for bombshell Barbie, that still didn't change how he felt about Red Riding Hood. Ken looks at Barbie's flooded face and says:"We can't choose who we love!"

Even though Barbie is very hurt and confused, there's just 2 questions on her mind right now."Who is this other woman and do i know her?"  So Barbie confronts Ken and asks him:"who is she?" Do i know her?" Ken answers: "You know her!" It's Red Riding Hood!" Barbie freezes like someone just threw ice over her. She looks at Red Riding Hood with speechless eyes. Barbie tells Red Riding Hood:"You will pay for this!" Barbie storms out and runs to her BMW and opens up the boot. She takes out her paintball gun and rushes back inside the cabin.

So the drama begins......

Ken tells Barbie: "You don't have to do this!" Barbie responds:"Shut up you piece of polony!"  "It's time to feel pain!" Next moment Barbie and Ken wrestle for the paintball gun. One shot gets fired and it hits Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood Shouts: "Ouch!" and hides while there's a scuffle. Eventually Ken manages to get the paintball gun. Ken asks Barbie: "Was it worth it?" I tried to be civillised and didn't want it to end like this. Ken just shook his head and walked away trying to find Red Riding Hood. Meanwhile Barbie is so emotional and shouts at Ken:"This is not the end!" Barbie runs out in so much tears and get's in her BMW and speeds off.

Ken calls Red Riding Hood:"Red Riding Hood, where are you?"  In a little room where she was hiding she responds:"I'm here!" Ken helps her up and throws her arm around his neck. Red Riding Hood looks deep inside Ken's eyes and says:"Your'e my hero!" Ken smiles and says:"Shhh!". He rubs Red Riding Hood's face gently and they lock eyes very deeply and kiss.

The End