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Dear Fake President,

KEEP CALM! The naming of a Special Counsel does not prove there was collusion between key people in your campaign and Russia. Nor does it mean that you will also be linked to them.

It simply sets in motion an Independent investigative body that is completely beyond your reach. You will no longer be able to intimidate and steer the flow of events like you did by snapping the whip on Devin Nunes R-CA (House Intelligence Committee Chairman) or by firing Jim Comey, former FBI Director and Sally Yates, Acting A.G.

But let's be frank. You know and I know that the escape holes in the rat cave that is your administration are quickly being closed. It is just a matter of time until you do your perp walk across the rose garden, headed to your just desserts.

Your hand picked subservient rats like Mike Flynn and Paul Manafort are already clearing the phlegm from their throats so they can start singing. And they won't be singing the Stones You Can't Always Get What You Want, the song your campaign played incessantly. I used singing as a metaphor for ratting you out.

So you might just want to start giving some thought to the last decision you will be making for quite awhile, will you opt for the striped or the orange suit?

Sorry I have to be such a prick to you but you would lose repect for me if I weren't. I know you like acting like a prick by the way you addressed your political rivals during the campaign, the way you trotted out those women from Bill Clinton's past at your debate with Hillary, the way you debased the wartime service of John McCain, the way you ridiculed that disabled reporter, the way you questioned the motives of that Latino American judge presiding over your Trump University trial and the way you fired Jim Comey, via tv while he was on the other side of the country on FBI business.

Yes, it will be sad day for you when you head over to the big house, but you had to know deep down it was coming. I mean, you didn't really believe you could intimidate, cheat and bully people in the federal government the same way you did in your casino businesses, did you? You didn't believe you could continue to make under the table financial deals with foreign oligarchs and reprehensible Super Pac donors once you got to the White House did you? Oh, you did! So sad, Donny. Too bad one of your political hack stooges didn't clue you in. Running the U.S. government is not the same as running a private family business ...
BUT WHO KNEW?