Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

It happen on one fine day in the city of metropolis where Superman was in the act of saving pedestrians from a falling building that was about to crashdown in the middle of downtown Westberg Street.superman flys fast to catch the falling building debree,just in the nick of time of killing a young mother walking across the street with a baby carriage.he uses his super strength  to catch and hold and to throw the building portion  out into a 5 mile radius  construction waste  yard.he then flys down to the public of the city and looks and checks things out."are you alright ma'am?" are you hurt?" he asks the lady with the baby." no me and the baby are fine! thanks superman!" she smiles and waves. as he looks up to the sky and flys off.as he flys back to his Fortress of Solitude in the coldest Parts of Alaska his right shoulder starts to ache! "arrhhh!" whats that coming from?" he says as he grabs his shoulder in pain."oh boy!" I've   been working too hard." every 20minutes...someone needs saving or rescued." i think it time for me to have a vacation." he says to himself. He'makes it to his Solitude layer and he asks  his computer  "COMPUTER !!"WHO..would be a good replacement for Superman ?"COMPUTER calculating.........................................................
he grabs himself  something  to eat.and sits in his styled ice chair waiting for the results  of the computer.its a ham sandwich! his earth mother mrs clark loved to make them before she died.the computer flashes  the answer on screen  for him to see."put it on screen computer"  he says..but what he sees...makes him almost choke to death! "cough cough cough" he gags."COMPUTER!  ARE YOU SURE THIS IS RIGHT!??"  Analyzation of Superman's question from computer Bank is correct" the computer tells him.  what he sees on screen  is.....

REPLACEMENT FOR SUPERMAN:

ZERO!!  SUPERMAN'S ONLY COUSIN!!

supermsn looks with wonder! "NO!  OH NO!" he says frightfully. oh gaawd!  well,i really need to rest so I'll  have to do this......JUST THIS ONCE!!!
he tells the computer to contact zero,and to transport him to the  fortress of solitude .
zero is instantly  there in no time...." heeeyy  cousin!" how's  it goin?"  zero says happily to see superman."im fine cousin zero!" look let's  cut to the chase." superman's  very direct with zero." i at this time  i am overworked with rescuing and saving the citizens of metropolis. I need a vacation. I need to recuperate .I have called you here so that you, can work as a replacement for me just for a couple of days nothing else! I would also like it if you would be very very careful and, concerning the people's protection in Metropolis I would greatly appreciate your help  cousin zero! will you help me?" Superman asks zero. " zero looks ecstatically happy and surprised and  goes of into a long drawn out speech that he might have wrote UP . I'D   GREATLY APPRECIATE  IT COUSIN  I'LL  BE THE BEST THAT I CAN BE! I'LL   MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME SUP'Z YOULL SEE! I WONT LET YA DOWN! I'LL  WATCH  N  GUARD THE CITIZENS OF METROPOLIS ! I'LL   NEVER SLEEP! I'LL  NEVER EAT! I'LL . .....and on...and on...and on... zero talks! superman looks as if he's  saying to himself.....
OH MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?   😨



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