Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

    He rested on the porch swing with the cold mist slowly touching his fingertips. It was a very shivery morning. His wife still asleep, Frederick Pumpernickel went to pour himself a cup of  coffee. Then he heard a very shocking, repeated loud noise. 
    The gunshots rang in Fredericks head over and over they repeatedly played. He sprung to his feet in an instant. He darted towards the bedroom, but he was too late. His wife, Kishadikay, was laying on the floor with a gunshot wound straight through her stomach. Mr. Pumpernickel fell to the ground with tears. “KISHADIKAY! NOOOOO” the sound burst from his lungs. Then all of the sudden a black mass started to form out of Kishadikays body, it was the demon. The demon's name was Frodo Pumba. Now, Pumpernickel knew he was in a world of trouble.
    Frederick Pumpernickel had a flashback of ten minutes ago when he was sitting on the porch swing. But now, the wind was starting to form a tornado. In real life, Pumpernickel was being attacked by Frodo Pumba, and the house was swirling in a tornado. Now Frodo Pumba was about to fall out of the window, but the demon tried to pull Mr. Pumpernickel with him. Finally Mr. Pumpernickel kicked Frodo Pumba out the window. Then slowly Mr. pumpernickel turned into a demon named Afro. Afro flew out the window to go find his boyfriend, Frodo Pumba. 
    Frodo Pumba and Afro have a child named Burger King. Burger King is very annoying to his parents. But that is only because Burger King is a good kid. Burger King finally talked his parents into going back to Dog Town, Alabama where they are originally from. Now all of the demons are demolished. 
    Since the demons are taken care of, the bodies will return to normal. So Kishadikay and Frederick Pumpernickel lived happily ever after in their unpossed bodies. Everyday, Mr. Pumpernickel looked at Kishadikay as if she was the sun.