Am I Pretty? Read Count : 119

Category : Stories

Sub Category : Horror

                         I realized that I was ugly last year and that’s what turned me to the dark side. So now I go to kids in my school and ask them if they think I’m pretty. If they say no I shoot a bullet right between their eyes and kill them. If they say yes what happens to them is classified. The school bell just rang and everyone floods out into the hallway. I saw my first target for today.

“ Am I pretty?”

“ You're beautiful.”

“ Will you be my boyfriend?”

“ No, definitely not.” He starts running away. I pull out a gun and shoot him in the back of the head. If you're wondering if that is what happens to people if they say yes - it's not. He said I was beautiful  so why not be my boyfriend. At least I have another body for my collection. I usually kill at the end of the day so I don't have to drag around a body all day. I brought the body home and put it in my collection. When I woke up I reloaded my gun and went to school. The day went by so fast it's already time to kill. I saw a new student she looks like she is in the same grade as me. 

“Am I pretty?”

“ Yes.”

“ Okay, you're coming home with me.” She opened her mouth to speak but I cut her off no one wants to hear all of that talking. “ All of the other people who said yes didn’t like the job so they live in the forest of fears now.  Tonight I want you to go into my dead body collection shed and sleep in there. Get to know the bodies and talk to my parents they will definitely like you. They are on the shed with all of the other dead bodies.” She did as she was told. I went to bed and when I woke up she had made breakfast for me.

“ This partnership is going to work out well if you stay. So what is your decision?”

“ I tried to tell you that your my idol yesterday but you cut me off. I love it here. We are going to make excellent partners.” At the end of the school day we walked up to an unsuspecting person asked if they thought we were pretty. It was kind of cool because we did everything in unison we even shot them at the same time. She is the best.

Comments

  • How can you not love a badass chick. 😉

    Jan 28, 2018

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