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( I just want to test my sense of humour X) 



*suddenly a thunder outside the wall*.       


    

Humans: Is it Jesus?          

Mikasa: No it's eren.         

Eren transforming into a Titan with magical powers that he gained from potato vitamin.

Mikasa: oh my gawdddd !! He's so hot with the sparking glitter all around his body.

Armin: are u sure that is eren? He looks nothing like the person who always pathetic and weak like me.

Eren: meow~

Humans : a...... a...Cat??!!?


Mikasa: oh my eren , he's acting like a cute neko that died on the street yesterday after ate a bun I made with my scarf on.


Armin: Oh eren , u just looks like the Erwin's doll that I played with yesterday.

Levi and hanji both arrived at the scene.

Hanji : LOOK Levi!! It's eren!! Oh my gawd !! Lookkkk how cute his Titan form isssssss~

Levi: whoaaaaaaa yea that's my beloved brother for sure~ youuuuu onlyyyyy liveeeee onceeeee~

Armin: Levi taichou ! Eren is going to break the wall if he's keep going like this , WHAT SHOULD WE DO! 

Mikasa: yea taichou! My babe is going to break the wall let's celebrate together!!!!!! (*Preparing wine glasses

Hanji: oh my,u kids are so hyped up ...Youth is the besttttttttttt ur mama Titan would be so proud to swallow you up.

Therefore, the four of them are discussing...

Armin: so what should we do? Slash eren into sushi meat or make a Bento to distract him away from Reiner? But I think slash eren would be the best solution ! What do u think?

Hanji: OHHH NOT BAD, NOT BAD! I like it! I can feed it to sawney and bean.

Levi: slash up my beloved brother huh....He will still heal up the wounds right? So it's no use , no good to do this TO MA BELOVED JAEGAR !

Mikasa: Oi Oi Oi wait !U guys need my permit BEFORE DO ANYTHING TO EREN MY BAE , EVEN HE IS A THREAT TO US! (*pointing a water toy gun at levi

Levi: Calm down won't cha? I won't let my beloved brother just gone crazy like that , ya know I'M HIS BEST BROTHER EVERRRRRR IN THE UNIVERSEEEEE

Hanji: heal up huh...It's kinda difficult...(*rubbing her chin

Armin: Ah I know!!! 

The other three: Nani

Then they start preparing what Armin said to do.

2 hours later~ 

Armin climbed up the walls.

Armin: check my throat 1,2,3 ...HEY ,YO ,AYO , BABY SIX-PACK EREN TODAY U WILL GET MUSCLE PAIN FOR SUREEEE BE PREPARED

Eren stared at Armin for a while and ignored him and keep slapping Reiner and scream "I'm Yeager bomb" repeatedly.

Armin started his job by placing a piece of paper with a weird- shaped star on it. Then he placed two wedding teddy bears, erwin doll's arm , Pokemon cards and two  blonde wigs around the corner of the weird -shaped star.

Armin: OH MY SKY , MY CLOUD , MY TWO WEDDING TEDDY BEAR IM NOT GOING TO MARRY ANYONE BUT IM GOING TO SUMMON THIS LONG ASS BREAD *LEVI TAICHOUUUUUU*.... PLEASE COME TO STAGE TO SLAP MY SHIT OUT WITH UR GODDESS PAPER FAN.


To be continue...