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        You bury me when I'm alive and dig me up only when I die.
                                                   What am I?

To girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea one girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All the drinks were poisoned. 
                  How did the girl who drank the most survived?

                   I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping.
                                                  What am I?

A man was found murdered on a sunday morning his wife called the police who question the wife and her staff and are given the following alibis.
                                 The wife says she was sleeping 
                              The butler was cleaning the closet,
                            The gardener was picking vegetables,
                               The maid was getting the mail and
                              The cook was preparing breakfasts.
                       Immediately the police arrest the murderer.
                Who did it and how did the police know who did it?

                       This is not my but I though  it will be fun 
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